Vending Machine

[ReKoil]

You get the Vending Machine going on a tangent about what it thinks about it's existence.
Penny for your thoughts? =P

*inserts a cheat-code for free items*

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get free items and a message saying "You filthy cheater!".

*Inserts a TM 49 - Echoed Voice.*

 

[Megan]

You get a free opera blasting out of the vending machine. It's very loud!

*inserts 1337*

 

[Duck]

G375 H4XX0R

*inserts tumblr*

 

[ReKoil]

You get the same meme recycled to you every day D=

*Inserts his sense of humor*

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get a joke! Now laugh!

*Inserts herself.*

 

[Duck]

You get Pokemon Snopes

*insert a coin*

 

[Megan]

You get a Starbuck

*inserts half a coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a VM with a split personality.
- *How DARE you insert that trash of a coin you picked up from the street?! *
- *Come again, dear!*

*inserts psychology book*

 

[Starlight]

You get a receipt with Sigmund's face on it. It's a Freudian slip.

*inserts usb-c cable*

 

[StCooler]

You get a completely charged phone.

*Inserts hoverboard*

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get a hovertank!

Spoiler:

*Inserts a lighsaber*

 

[ReKoil]

The VM gets up and runs to a nearby street and challenges another VM to a lightsaber fight. Eventually they tire out and neither won... the street is a mess though.

*Inserts a Microwave manual*

 

[Starlight]

After 3 minutes you hear a ping... dinner's ready!

*inserts diamond*

 

[Megan]

The VM spits out a priest and a couple minutes later you and the VM are happily married!

*inserts promises of a happy future*

 

[ReKoil]

The VM dials the Doctor and she takes you on a trip to the future, 150 years from now. See for yourself =D

*Inserts his backache*

 

[StCooler]

You get a tendinistis instead.

*Inserts long sword*

 

[Megan]

You get a toy gun!

*inserts paint*

 

[ReKoil]

The Vending Machine finger paints something for you and hands it to you.

Spoiler:

*inserts a hotdog*

 

[Starlight]

You get some crumbs and a mumbled thank you!

*inserts air freshner*