Waiter, there's a ___ in my soup!

[kpac_xjinx]

Ya can use the toothpick after the meal, it's our serving style, don't eat it though!

Waiter, there's a problem in my soup!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Well, here is a pencil and a paper. Now solve it!

Waiter, there is a post in my soup!

 

[ReKoil]

You did say you were a food blogger, right? :fufu:

Waiter, there's a cat taking a bath in my soup!

 

[VisionofMilotic]

That's a cat-shaped animal cracker. Crackers are goid with soup.

Waiter there's a couch in my soup!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

It is in case you're tired!

Waiter, there is a potato in my soup!

 

[Devalue]

Mistakes the cauliflower for potato. Boiled it, mashed it, and stuck it in a soup, though. An understandable mistake.

Waiter! Found a necklace in this soup!

 

[VisionofMilotic]

I guess when Rose dropped the Heart of the ocean into the Sea in Titanic a fish swallowed it, and it was the catch of the day used in your soup.

Waiter there's a dollhouse in my soup. Worse, Barbie and Ken can't get out!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

And then ? I don't like these toys anyway!

Waiter! There is a Wailord in my soup!

 

[Devalue]

Should have paid the flood insurance. Intended it that way. Gave you the Disaster Relief Soup. Saves Barbie and Ken by eating all the soup. (Made them out of carrot. Do not worry about eating them accidentally.)

Edit for Wailord: No, just a piece of blue pumpkin. Did you really think a whole Wailord would only be $3.99?

Waiter! Found a painting in this soup!

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Oh, a Klimt? C'est magnifique! I mean sorry this random scribble was in your soup. Let me get you a new bowl and I'll take this painting out of your way, meanwhile you can eat every soup in the restaurant free of charge forever, If you forget this. I'm going hand this masterpiece in my...uh, I mean do you want salt or pepper in your new order!

Now there's a radio in my soup! What kind of restaurant is this place?

 

[ReKoil]

No no, the soup is the painting. We couldn't replicate the entire thing, but we're confident we remade the soup at least!

Spoiler:

But... the person on the radio said they were hungry! D=

Waiter, there's a Revell model kit in my soup!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

What, don't you revel with it then ?

Waiter, there is an unchecked fact in my soup!

 

[Tsutarja]

no no no that's the opinion variety, they must have sold you wrong

waiter, there's a vitamin gummy that won't come off of my soup spoon!

 

[Devalue]

Checked your soup. Crossreferenced the fact with this book. Will give you a Works Cited with your bill.

Edit for vitamin gummy: Do not fear! Happens to be part of a normal gummy worm. Contains absolutely no nutrition.

Waiter! Found a puppet in this soup!

 

[Megan]

Don't worry: That's just the surprise toy!

Waiter, there's a rock in my soup!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

It is to make sure a gust of wind won't send it flying!

Waiter, I found a refund in my soup!

 

[Devalue]

Ordered the pre-tipped soup. Never needs to worry about tipping your servers. Will simply take that money as the tip.

Waiter! Found a lamp in this soup!

 

[Tsutarja]

take the bulb, get an idea!

waiter, there's a granola bar in my soup!

 

[Devalue]

Incorrect. Gave you a very fat chopstick.

Waiter! Found a crystal ball in this soup!

 

[ReKoil]

We use those as soup broth to channel your good fortunes after eating our soups =D

Waiter, there's batteries floating in my soup!