Waiter, there's a ___ in my soup!

[TheLegendaryGuy]

Uh..??? *googles it* No result! I am very very sorry sir. Shall I take it back?
Waiter, there's a Samurai inside my soup, who seems almost ready to slash YOUR head! Do something, quick!

 

[Socratic]

You see, we take a very fresh approach when it comes to cutlery, so we put a few nice large salade leave to use a's spoons. Enjoy!

Waiter, there's a crouton from all of these salads in my soup!

 

[Socratic]

Whoops, sorry, sir, your table itself seems to be inside it!

Waiter, there's a Karrablast in my soup!

 

[TheLegendaryGuy]

Thank goodness! You found it. SirYarnsalot has been mad at us for loosing his Karrablast.
Waiter,*calmly* I can see a *the lights suddenly go off* aah! I can see A Dracula in my soup!

 

[TheLegendaryGuy]

That's because I am hyped for Pokémon Sun, and not Moon, and Mercury is the closest planet to the sun. So, I put the elemental Hg into the soup because the name of that metal is the same as that of the planet. But please.. Relax and have your soup. It will taste good, and it'll clean your intestine OF EVERYTHING!!!
Pretty long explanation, huh?
Waiter, there's.. eeu.. There's wolf s**t in my soup!

 

[Socratic]

That's nor wolf spit, it's dog drool. We have quite a few taste testers in back, and one of them must have stuck it's head into the pot for a sniff.

Waiter, there's a waiter offering soup to me in my soup!

 

[TheLegendaryGuy]

That's my reflection, sir!
Waiter, there's an elevator inside my soup! Where does it leads to?

 

[Aldo]

To wherever your dreams are...

Waiter, there's a Get-Together in my soup!
Am I winning?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You win a chance to retry winning!

Waiter, there is chocolate in my soup!
... Not that I mind though!

Edited : Oops! ^^

 

[Arcaneum]

you never told aldo if he won ):

That isn't chocolate btw, it's our new brown-flavoured water, we're testing it out to see if you can really taste colours.

Waiter, there are some gears in my soup?!!!

 

[kpac_xjinx]

Your team Gears badge fell off sir, be careful next time.

Waiter, there are some apricorns in my soup?!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Those are complementary! have fun trying to get a safari ball from the cram o matic!

Waiter, there is live fish in my soup!

 

[Arcaneum]

Ah sorry, that's my pet goldfish. They have a habit of jumping into other people's bowls, sorry about that.

Waiter, there is a soup in my soup???

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Why did you climb into the bowl?
(I imagine sniping is going to be a bit of a problem during this game lol)

Is that not what you asked for?

Waiter, there's a road to El Dorado in my soup!

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Shhhh, no so loud! There are people who would do anything to know the location I just hid in your soup. Do you want a map to a lost city of gold or not?

Waiter, there's sushi in my soup. Sushi is delicious, and soup is good too, but when together the rice falls apart!

 

[Arcaneum]

What you actually have there is oobleck rice - punch it hard enough and it'll come back together in no time.

Waiter, there's a tree in my soup!

 

[VisionofMilotic]

That's just a really big piece of broccoli! It is a broccoli and cheddar soup after all.

Waiter, there's a person in my soup! Save Aaron, quick!

 

[Megan]

Don't worry, it's just a mirror. It's called Mirror Soup for a reason!

Waiter, there's soup bowls in my soup!

 

[VisionofMilotic]

I wrongly assumed you would want a bowl for the soup. Apologies, I'll open another can and pour on the table if you would rather eat it that way.



Waiter, Gandalf the Grey wizard is in my soup!

 

[Aquacorde]

Oh, no, don't mind him, he's just... taste-testing. Yes. As long as he hasn't brought any Hobbits along, you're good.

Waiter, there's a sock in my soup!