Wait let's see if I can single-handedly raise Kyurem's Smogon Doubles usage by a significant amount. I swear I heard that someone did that with with Metang once....
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Results may vary.
We are not responsible for hair pulling, diarrhea, vomiting, nausea, or death caused by this product. Use at your own risk, and don't allow children near its small parts. Your Stoutland are allowed to go near it though, because unlike our rival business's product, Escavalier, Metang is much more fire retardant; as long as Metang doesn't get hit by a Fire Fang, it has nothing to fear from your pet Stoutland or Herdier! As one satisfied customer once said:
<TLCNU> Escavalier literally is 2HKOed by Stoutland Fire Fang, Metang was undoubtedly the much better choice."
METANG WILL NEVER DIE
Molk and some of his friends spammed Metang in RU, and even I used it to decent effect.