What If? Redux

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Then, we Pokémon would no longer have to fight for them, fly them around, teleport them around, cut plants for them, become living flashlights, dig tunnels, serve as surfboards, etc...
What are they good for, really ?

What if all Pokémon could speak ?

 

[BWZ]

Then they will start complaining about their conditions as pets , unionize, declare war on humanity, destroy civilization as we know it and reshape it to their image, and last but not least create an authoratarian regime where the strong rule over the weak !
Maybe it's for the better that they don't speak ^^ ...

What if you had to wear a dinosaur costume to one major life event?

 

[ReKoil]

I'd bring a soundboard with some nice Dinosaur roars on it and use it when someone wants to talk to me. And then when I want to leave I'd play it non-stop =P

What if being Santa was an actual paying job?

 

[Lavender]

Then Christmas would happen every day!

What if people never fought each other?

 

[BWZ]

Then we would have already mastered FTL technology and gone to far away galaxies ... and probably fight some aliens instead.

What if we settled all political and diplomatic matters via Pokémon battles between world leaders ?

 

[ReKoil]

Then competitive Pokemon would get even more undeserved attention instead of just going away already...
... and people would hack in even more Pokemon to try and gain an edge

What if people all had the same likes and dislikes ?

 

[Lavender]

Then there wouldn't be a lot of games!

What if it was cold all year long?

 

[CoolKid575]

Jacket sales would go up!

What if magnets didn't exist?

 

[ReKoil]

Then people would have to superglue stuff to their fridges!

What if Cosmega's infinite rice bowl actually existed ?

 

[Lavender]

Then world hunger would be solved? but not nutrition though.

What if the eeveelutions never existed?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Then you would not exist either...0_0

What if it rained candy instead of water?

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Then water would become a treat!

What if snow was spiky?

 

[ReKoil]

Then we'd need special shoes or boots to even go outside when there's snow!

What if there were no autobiographies ?

 

[Lavender]

Then we wouldn't know some people as well as we do now!


What if spiders were as bug as dogs?

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Then i would not want to be a fly!

What if today never happened?

 

[ReKoil]

Then there would be no tomorrow!

What if sharks could fly through the sky? without the help of a sharknado

 

[Lavender]

Then there would also need to be sky fish!

What if you won the lottery?

 

[BWZ]

I'd quit my job on the spot, retire in the mountains and buy enormous quantities of pot
Uhh.. I meant use that money to be a better human being and help the poor ... yes of course ...

What if you found out that life was just a simulation?

 

[ReKoil]

I'd try to crash the simulation! :fufu:

What if people couldn't lie ?

 

[Lavender]

Then there would be no scams anywhere!

What if you could double jump in real life?