What If? Redux

Then, we Pokémon would no longer have to fight for them, fly them around, teleport them around, cut plants for them, become living flashlights, dig tunnels, serve as surfboards, etc...
What are they good for, really ?

What if all Pokémon could speak ?
 
Then they will start complaining about their conditions as pets , unionize, declare war on humanity, destroy civilization as we know it and reshape it to their image, and last but not least create an authoratarian regime where the strong rule over the weak !
Maybe it's for the better that they don't speak ^^ ...

What if you had to wear a dinosaur costume to one major life event?
 
I'd bring a soundboard with some nice Dinosaur roars on it and use it when someone wants to talk to me. And then when I want to leave I'd play it non-stop =P

What if being Santa was an actual paying job?
 
Then we would have already mastered FTL technology and gone to far away galaxies ... and probably fight some aliens instead.

What if we settled all political and diplomatic matters via Pokémon battles between world leaders ?
 
Then competitive Pokemon would get even more undeserved attention instead of just going away already...
... and people would hack in even more Pokemon to try and gain an edge

What if people all had the same likes and dislikes ?
 
Then you would not exist either...0_0

What if it rained candy instead of water?
 
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