What If? Redux

[Lapis_Laz95]

Then i would take up parkour as a job!

What if you had 3 lives?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Then I would hastily go for more coins so that I get more lives, until I get 99!

What if we all were Pokéfusions ?

 

[ReKoil]

The world's population would be cut in half, I guess?

What if toilet paper had never been invented?

 

[CoolKid575]

Bidets would be more popular!

What if pencils didn't exist?

 

[Lavender]

Then we would have to use pens!

What if you could do what ever you wanted?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Then, I would have everyone in PC forums make Oran Berry Juice and Sweet Hearts for me. And offer me a Charizard Virtual Pet, and offer me Violet, and Let's Go Pikachu, and post once a day in the General section in a thread I would post about why Gardevoir is the best Psychic type, and make me a fan game with a Gardevoir as main character, and write me fanfics, and draw arts, about battles between Pokémon of my choosing, and play Switch games online with me, and let me win the Last One to Post Wins thread!

What if an official Pokémon MMORPG was made for computer ?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Then people would probably find a reason to complain about that too...

What if trees were fireproof?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Then we would have to readjust the types' weaknesses chart!

What if I was Truth Seeking Delphox ?

 

[ReKoil]

Then Alex would try to catch you with a Master Ball!

What if the world was one giant country ?

 

[Lavender]

The there probably wouldn't be as much wars?

What if everything as see-through?

 

[Starlight]

Then no one would ever buy a mirror. Think of those poor mirror salespeople.

What if nobody judged you without knowing you?

 

[ReKoil]

Then the world would be a better place!

Then those poor rumor loving folk would have far less to talk about!

What if dogs are the ones keeping humans as pets?

 

[Lavender]

Then everything would be designed to be held with by your mouth!

What if nintendo got ideas from it's fans?

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Then Nintendo's next game would be interesting to play!

What if there were no Mondays?

 

[Starlight]

Nobody would ever have heard of The Boomtown Rats! Bob Geldof would then never have been famous enough to rope people into Band Aid and Live Aid. Millions would perish. Monday's are really important.

What if P!nk suddenly started hating the colour pink?

 

[ReKoil]

She'd have to change her name to P[_]rple I guess? =P

What if people actually laughed at some of my dumb puns ? =D

 

[Lavender]

Then you would be a famous comedian!

What if there were robots with independent thought?

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

What if there were robots with independent thought?

They would have started Independent Robitics Party and would have won the elections !!



What if people would have enjoyed the pain ?

 

[ReKoil]

Then all of humanity would be masochists =O

What if everyone could speak every human language?

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

What if everyone could speak every human language?

Then everyone would have been Polyglots, doing multiple plots !!


What if the height and weight would have been exponential function ?