What If? Redux

[Megan]

Then my theory of humans in the Pokemon world would finally make sense!

What if we actually lived underwater?

 

[ElBurrito]

Then there'd be a myth about a legendary city that rose out of the sea and disappeared on land.

What if all of the Earth's layers were inside out, with the atmosphere being the innermost layer and the outermost layer being molten metal?

 

[Megan]

Then people wouldn't live there.

What if apples tasted like oranges?

 

[pokemon fan person]

then apples would be called red oranges
what if people could fly

 

[Squirtlenator]

then we wouldn't need airplanes

what if the sky was falling

 

[pokemon fan person]

then there would be clouds on the ground
what if the ground just... went up?

 

[ElBurrito]

Then my fear of heights would get very confusing.

What if the world's electricity was powered by hamsters on wheels?

 

[Megan]

Then we would sell cute energy instead of green one.

What if the sun was actually a cube?

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Flat earthers would be sphere-earthers then. (opposing everyone once again)

What if Kecleon never existed.

 

[Squirtlenator]

nothing.

what if the roads were yellow bricks?

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Sandstones would be Red Marbles.

What if Lugia defeated Arceus?

 

[Megan]

Then it would need a lot of time getting back home to Johto!

What if tank controls in video games were the norm?

 

[Squirtlenator]

since they are the norm, no one would be the wiser

what if the work week was only two days and the weekend was five?

 

[Megan]

Then I'd be less annoyed by having to survive it.

What if plants were blue instead of green?

 

[Squirtlenator]

It would mean that chlorophyll would behave differently and would absorb the red and green light while reflecting the blue light

what if the atmosphere was comprised of O³ like before?

 

[Megan]

Then we would have more O to burn!

What if the economy actually cared about their customers?

 

[Starlight]

There'd be no bacon cause pigs would be able to fly away.

What if seaweed was called deeweed?

 

[Megan]

It would have a glorious time, but always wake up with a hangover.

What if buoys sent out information to beings on other planets?

 

[ElBurrito]

Oh buoy, the consequences would be out of this world. The aliens would either be helpful and provide us with the knowledge to advance as a civilization, or they would invade and probably eat us as I'm sure they crave something meteor than vegetation. Or they might just ignore the message and not comet all.

What if all the dirt on the planet turned into lettuce?

 

[Starlight]

There'd be no more famine, but no flowers, trees, other crops etc. either. We'd all live, and eat, very boringly in a green leafy world.

What if treadmills always went backwards?