What If? Redux

[ElBurrito]

Then the fire would probably get snuffed out pretty quick.

What if water and fire were reversed?

 

[Roni]

bathrooms wouldn't need lights, think about it.

what if neck ties went down all the way to our knees?

 

[Squirtlenator]

then they would be a tripping hazard

what if it literally rained cats and dogs?

 

[Roni]

PETA would have a field day gathering all of them up and mass killing them later when they can't find them homes

what if traffic cones were 8 feet tall?

 

[Squirtlenator]

people wouldn't have any accuse to hit them


what if cats really did have nine lives?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Cats would out-live turtles

What if we could drink salt water?

 

[Squirtlenator]

we can, it's just we shouldn't


what if there was no low income class?

 

[ElBurrito]

Then you wouldn't be able to ask that question.

What if we sat on food and ate furniture?

 

[Roni]

we'd constantly be full and our pants constantly soiled

what if we used needles instead of chopsticks?

 

[Starlight]

I'd have no tongue left and pinhead would be absolutely delighted!

What if all phones came with a stylus?

 

[ElBurrito]

I'd break the screens on them a lot faster than usual.

What if we still used clay tablets instead of paper?

 

[Roni]

carrying all my book reports to school would've given me spinal injuries years ago

what if phones only took 10 seconds to charge fully?

 

[Megan]

Then I would question why we can have that for phones but not for car batteries, etc.

What if salt actually tasted sweet?

 

[Roni]

sugar would have to taste like something else then, and it can't be salty anymore bcs that means something else. things would just get downright confusing...

what if honey was neon green?

 

[Squirtlenator]

it would bee a lot easier to find

what if we didn't have to pay bills?

 

[ElBurrito]

You pay your bills? Then I'd probably have to stop selling my neighbor's things on e-bay.

What if houses never existed?

 

[Roni]

everyone would hate rain to this day

what if everything was twice as big as it currently is?

and i mean everything

 

[ElBurrito]

Then we may not notice a difference. This results in the perpetual pondering of whether or not everything as we know it as doubled in size at some point in time and we've just been oblivious to such an event due to everything still remaining to scale.

What if philosophers studied the culinary arts instead of philosophy?

 

[Megan]

We would still have no clue on how to live our life. But at least we'd have a lot more cool recipes for meals.

What if we referred to "animals" as "monsters" instead?

 

[ElBurrito]

Then people would stop judging me for stuffing them all in my pocket.

What if humans hatched from eggs like birds?