What If? Redux

[Megan]

Then they'd lose sight of what's in front of them!

What if all conflicts were resolved by jumping ropes?

 

[donavannj]

Then all the world's most influential people would be athletic.

What if all bread was replaced with deep-fried cheese curds?

 

[Starlight]

We'd probably all be healthier 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What if I didn't ask a question right now?

 

[Megan]

Then I wouldn't answer it right now.

What if there was meaning in life?

 

[ReKoil]

Then there would be no life, all life is born from chaos after all!

What if there were no criminals?

 

[Squirtlenator]

the world would be a better place

what if snow fell in three seasons instead of just the one?

 

[Arcaneum]

What's the point in living. Nuke the Earth and be done with it.

What if the concept of Time was erased?

 

[Megan]

Then the concept of space would also cease to exist.

What if Digimon had actually won over Pokemon back in the day?

 

[Starlight]

We'd be spamming on Digicommunity to raise our VDPs!

What if nobody could ever have another haircut?

 

[ReKoil]

Braids would become a lot more popular.

What if TV networks didn't air any commercials?

 

[Starlight]

There'd be a lot more subscription services!

What if Sunday was optional?

 

[ReKoil]

People would have one day weekends, so they still wouldn't skip it.

What if everyone could find a job?

 

[Squirtlenator]

then the economic state of the world would be in much better shape

what if politicians were actually honest?

 

[Megan]

Then the world would be boring...and a better place.

What if waterfalls would go up?

 

[Starlight]

They'd be called water-rises! I have actually seen this happen btw. The gale force winds were so strong, it was pushing the water up!

What if spaghetti was made from beans?

 

[ReKoil]

Beanghetti! highly nutritious! Better hope your bowels can take it though.

What if dolphins could fly?

 

[Megan]

Then all they'd say is "So long and thanks for all the fish" and then fly off.

What if people were secretly animals?

 

[ReKoil]

You mean we're not? 😱

What if dogs and cats were in charge of the world ?

 

[Megan]

Aren't they already? Ask any cat owner and they'll tell you how it is! But I guess a cat president sounds funny enough.

What if pizza was actually candy in disguise?

 

[ReKoil]

It wouldn't be as filling and people would eat even more of it. Obesity for everyone!

What if this post was a mirage?