What If? Redux

[Starlight]

It would sneak up on you and demand treefiddy!

😅

What if stairs had built in step counters?

 

[Megan]

At some point they would have overflown into the negative, acting as a sort of timer.

What if the Xylophone became the new trend in modern music?

 

[ReKoil]

Xylophone companies wouldn't need to worry about going bankrupt anymore and could focus on the making the perfect xylophone, one which hypnotizes humanity into always doing good! Until some Ne'er-do-well comes along and uses it for more nefarious purposes anyway... 😈 totally not me btw 😇

What if the Titanic hadn't sunk?

It would sneak up on you and demand treefiddy!

had to google what that was... and the example on the page I found used a story with the Loch Ness monster mentioned somewhere 😅

 

[Duck]

Then Jack wouldn't have died.

What if ifs and buts were candies and nuts?

 

[Mahian23]

Then this Forum would've been a Candy shop.

What if coconuts tasted like Sneakers?

 

[ReKoil]

Then they'd be even less popular.

What if there was no envy?

 

[Megan]

Then we'd have less crime. Also, I would not exist. ^^"

What if time froze for a while?

 

[Starlight]

Then we'd all be frozen and then Elsa wouldn't feel special anymore ;)

What if bank accounts didn't exist?

 

[ReKoil]

Then burglars would have a field day.
Why steal stuff when you can steal the money?

What if Jumanji was a real board game?

 

[Starlight]

We could send covid in and get rid of it!

I keep seeing the game for sale in the shops btw. I always think "even I'm not insane enough to buy that"!


What if musicals had no songs?

 

[PageEmp]

Then people would seriously question why 'music' is in the name.

What if ReKoil made an actually funny post?

 

[Megan]

Idk what you're alking about. I think you're confusing him with yourself. Better be careful! Not a warning; though you might as well treat it like one ;)

What if North and South Pole swapped locations?

 

[ReKoil]

Then Santa would have to relocate his home and the present factory and rehouse all the elfs he hires D=

What if everyone would have the same sense of humor?

 

[Starlight]

What if ReKoil made an actually funny post?

Meanings can be difficult to convey on the internet sometimes, and I will assume that this was meant to be playful, but it didn't come across as such.

Please remember that the first rule of PokéCommunity is: Respect others.
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Hopefully your post just read wrong 😊

Then Santa would have to relocate his home and the present factory and rehouse all the elfs he hires D=

What if everyone would have the same sense of humor?

Then someone would maybe like my mom jokes 😁

What if you could freeze time?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

(I hope this isn't too similar to some of the other games going at the moment, but most of the other options I've seen so far have equivalent games already in circulation)

Then I wouldn't have a backlog anymore.

What if there were no oceans?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Then I would have no where to swim :(

What if everyone spoke the same language?

 

[ReKoil]

Then we'd no longer be able to hide behind miss-translations =O

What if Garden Gnomes were spies from another dimension?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Wait, they AREN'T!?
Then they would gnow where to hide all the bodies...
Then humans would be gnome the wiser... (I'll stop now lgnol)

What if humans could also breath fire?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Then we wouldn't need ovens!

What if we could read minds?

 

[PoryKid575]

There wouldn't be any need for courts!

What if it was cold in summer and hot in winter (or the opposite if you live in Australia)?