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What pokemon starters can also be snacks

TepigLover101

TepigLover101

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    Let's be honest people probably eat pokemon in that universe so today imma look at which starters are snacks

    Gen 1
    charmander Yes you can eat lizards but I wouldn't recommend unless your in the army
    squirtle: no I mean sickos might but others won't
    bulbasaur does anyone even know what this thing is? I'm counting it as lettuce so yes
    Gen 2
    Totodile No I don't think people would eat crocodiles that's kinda dumb
    cyndaquil No It's a porcupine who would eat this?
    Chikerita Lettuce Yes
    Gen 3

    Mudkip Anyone want sushi? Yes
    Treecko : No He's probably poisoness
    torchic Anyone want some chicken legs

    Gen 4 WHO CARES


    gen 5
    Tepig mmmm Bacon yes
    Oshawott No who would eat otters
    Snivy While people do eat snakes im not counting it cuz snivy isn't a snake at first

    Gen 6
    fennekin No people don't eat foxes
    chespin No He's a mole thing
    froakie Yes Anyone want some frog legs

    Gen 7
    Litten No Would you eat a cat
    rowlet Yes I mean it's not chicken But it probably tastes like one
    popplio No No people don't eat seals But they may taste good?

    Gen 8
    Schorbunny yes who doesn't like a good wabbit stew
    grookey No no one eats monkeys I think
    sobble Yes we talked about this with charmander


    and so we looked at them all and out of 24 pokemon 10 are snacks




    would you eat them say in the comments
     
    Literally none of them would be good snacks? What in the actual hell.
     
    Palamon said:
    Literally none of them would be good snacks? What in the actual hell.
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    this is just a fun thing I thought of because I'm bored while many would be grossed out this is basically just a meme one sorry if you didn't enjoy I will try to stray away from this part of my brain for awhile
     
    TepigLover101 said:
    Gen 7
    Litten No Would you eat a cat

    would you eat them say in the comments
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    1.Past me who was an cat hater would say yes, also people eat dogs, and dogs are the most adorable creatures IMHO Also yeah people eat cats in some asian countries
    2.As a vegetarian i wonder what pokemon are in vege hamburgers (since some episodes of pokemon USA dub mentions hamburgers)
    3.Yes, i would eat pikachus, but i bet they're spicy with that eletricity, my Entei likes their meat thought

    What in the actual h*ll.
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    Face it sir, you're not a vegetarian, then again modern people eat teen chicken/cow/lamb, so yeah still threat doesn't scare me

    People do actually eat monkeys
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    It's funny since humans and monkeys are from the same species - primates, so humans eat their cousins? Gross

    But i would never eat my dogs, drink their milk from female dogs? Maybe

    Scorbunny yes who doesn't like a good wabbit stew
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    Me, as a vegetarian, i would never eat rabbits

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    Ah you meant pokemon STARTERS as food, editing my message then
     
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    If they were real animals, then I imagine the only one that might not be edible would be Bulbasaur because it's part Poison type, and even then it'd probably depend on how you cooked it. Most animals have some parts that are edible, and whilst some are definitely less palatable than others, you can still get some sort of sustenance from them. I mean, I personally wouldn't eat fox, or owl, or otter, or penguin, or monkey, or lizard, but that doesn't mean I couldn't.

    They probably eat Froakie in Kalos tbh.
     
    Palamon said:
    Literally none of them would be good snacks? What in the actual hell.
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    I haven't laughed that loud, in an extremely long time.


    I'll just be honest: I'd eat any of them if they were cooked and covered in the Szechuan sauce from McDonald's.
     
    Gen 4 WHO CARES
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    Dude gen 4 is the best gen

    And i heard penguin's meat is yummy
     
    Any Pokemon can be an edible treat if you try hard enough...
     
    Nanusmightyena said:
    Sometimes I sit and wonder where y'all come up with some of these questions, but holy hell this one is dark.
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    Well you see I am really bored and come up with these dumb Ideas all the time I'm not sure if you enjoyed this but if you did I'm glad.
     
    MysticalNinetales said:
    I'm vegetarian and therefore couldn't eat a Pokémon. Not that I would anyways.
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    That raises an interesting question - would grass-type Pokemon that are clearly based on plantlife be suitable for vegetarians? Would plant-based Pokemon be considered sentient in the same manner as animal-based Pokemon, or would they be afforded the same sort of status as plants in the real world? Would refusing to eat any Pokemon-based life at all count as being vegan?

    I suppose in the case of the starters, all it would mean would be whether it'd be acceptable to eat the leaves/bulbs/flowers of grass-type Pokemon for vegetarians, but still. Interesting thought.
     
    Dawn said:
    That raises an interesting question - would grass-type Pokemon that are clearly based on plantlife be suitable for vegetarians? Would plant-based Pokemon be considered sentient in the same manner as animal-based Pokemon, or would they be afforded the same sort of status as plants in the real world? Would refusing to eat any Pokemon-based life at all count as being vegan?

    I suppose in the case of the starters, all it would mean would be whether it'd be acceptable to eat the leaves/bulbs/flowers of grass-type Pokemon for vegetarians, but still. Interesting thought.
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    Well let me ask you this, would you eat a leaf bug as part of a salad?
     
    Pig said:
    Well let me ask you this, would you eat a leaf bug as part of a salad?
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    I wouldn't eat a salad, so there's no use asking me that. xD

    But Chikorita's line in particular is supposed to have a soothing, pleasant fragrance - it's not so far outside the realm of possibility that it's leaves would taste good.
     
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