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What would the characters never EVER say (not in a million years)?

matt0044

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    Example:

    Ash: Dammit, Pikachu! You should've beaten that Panpour! I hate you.

    P.S. Try not to be so hateful here. You can make fun of them but still...
     
    Ash: i finally completed a pokemon league.
     
    Ash: Aaargh! Why pikachu Why?! Why won't you take the friggin thunderstone!!! Pikachu:pikapi!(why won't you take it!)
     
    Ash: The truth is that I don't age because I'm a Timelord.
    [PokeCommunity.com] What would the characters never EVER say (not in a million years)?
     
    Ash: When is that darn Pidgeot ever going to come back?
     
    Cilan: "It's indecision time! "

    Iris: "You're such an adult."

    Ash: "I should probably evolve my Pokémon..."
     
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    Brock: EEEWWW girls are gross.
     
    Falkner: My dad is so uncool.
    Bugsy: AAAAA! SPIDER! GET IT OFF ME!
    Morty: I'm sleeping with the light on tonight. I'm scared of the ghosts that live under my bed.
    Chuck: I'll take a 2-week vacation from training.
    Winona: Why fly when you can travel by car?
    Steven: Digging for rocks? I might break a nail. (What kind of guy worries about breaking a nail?)
    Tucker: Barber, I want a manly crew cut.
    Gardenia: I'm going to give that Gastly a big hug!
    Candice: It's cold out...I should put on a snowsuit.
    Lucian: I didn't read the book. I only watched the movie.
    Burgh: I gave up painting. Now I do stick figures.
    Brycen: I'll wear a shirt when inside my Gym.
    Roxie: Can you turn down the music please?
    Marlon: HELP! I'M DROWNING!
    Ghetsis: I'm going to donate money to help children in need.

    Youngster: I like wearing long pants, even in the summer.
    Lass: Clefairy are ugly. I prefer Koffing.
    Hiker: I love being indoors!
    Pokemon Breeder: GROSS! Get that disgusting Baby Pokemon away from me!
    Swimmer: I think I'll surf on my Pokemon today.
    Ace Trainer: Victory Road? Mommy, I'm scared!
    Pokemaniac: Want to see my collection of Pidgey and Rattata?
     
    Barry: Slow down! Geez...
    Hugh: Who cares about leaving your Pokemon alone? It'll come back.
    Colress: DEEEERRRRRRRRRP
    N: I love you, dad
    Ghetsis: I love you too, son.
    Zekrom: Meow.
    Silver: Awwwww, who's a good Hoppip? You are!
    Crasher Wake: Maybe I won't suplex this Wailord
     
    Pikachu/Piplup: "I want to evolve now!"
    Ash: "Wow, all these girls I traveled with fell in love with me..."
    Youngster Joey: "My Rattata is in the bottom percentage of Rattata!"
    Ash: "I should catch a legendary... probably Terrakion."
    Ash: "I'm now 11 years old!"
    Cilan: "I should teach my Crustle Stealth Rock and Spikes and give it a Custap Berry!"
    Brock: "I should give my Chansey an Eviolite!"
    Max: "Ash, I challenge you to a battle!"
    Jessie and James: "We'll never get Pikachu, so let's leave the twerps alone!"
     
    Ash: "Don't treat me like I'm ten years old. Because I'm NOT!"
    Prof. Oak: "It may be a good idea to give Nurse Joy a Pokedex. So I could get data more quickly than trusting this wanna-be-Pokemon-Master!"
    Jassie & James: "Let's be competent and stop following this annoying brat!"
    Jassie & James: "It seems this time you are the one blasting off!"
    Jassie & James: "Screw the rules, we have Pikachu!"
    Misty: "I remembered you crashing my bike. Since that time much stuff happened; so, do you have money to by me a new one Ash, yet?"
    Pikachu: "Raichu!"
     
    Ash: It's seriously time I cashed my chips in and called it quits.

    or

    Ash: Was dropping out of school really worth all this?
     
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