What would you do with the pokémon above ?

[Fairy]

Omg if it's a smol Krabby I would hand build and design a custom paludarium, with like a waterfall feature and everything. Also probably make an instagram account and dedicate it to making memes and imitating irl crab memes.

Magcargo?

 

[ReKoil]

Ehh.... use it to instantly cook food, and to keep warm in the winter?

Dustox ?

 

[Zeostar]

Catch. I love Dustox. One of my favorite bug types. ....if only it wasn't so...weak :(

Ferroseed

 

[Devalue]

Task it to guard the front door. Dissuades any solicitors with thorns.

Hoothoot?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Call it Archimedes and have it be my assistant in fact-checking experiments!

Pidgeotto ?

 

[ReKoil]

Evolve it and then pat it on the head.

Luvdisc?

 

[_confused_piplup_]

Gift it to my (not existent, rip) Valentine.

Turtonator ?

 

[Zeostar]

Teach shell smash

Beedrill

 

[Devalue]

Give it to a beekeeper. (Considered releasing it. Likely stays in the area that way. Does not want a scorned, meter-long bee hanging around.)

Goomy?

 

[Fairy]

Throw pillow. Easy. Soft, warm, squishy, and flattering color palette? Oh yeah, that's top tier interior design right there. Also, best snuggle friend you can keep right on the couch!

Quagsire?

 

[_confused_piplup_]

A never ending hug with Quegsire! Its arms look so comfortable!

Vikavolt?

 

[ReKoil]

Use it to intimidate anyone who tries to bully me =3

Farfetch'd

 

[Ti-65 Fukunotsuki]

Cook Farfetch'd soup replace leek with garlic bread and make observations. Try connecting and bonding with the Farfetch'd to hopefully stop my desire to want to eat it because ducks are cool.

Pikachu

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Pet it and play games with it!

Druddigon ?

 

[_confused_piplup_]

Teach it how to fly! Come on, it has wings but it can't learn fly? @_@

Drapion ?

 

[Orion☆]

RRRRUUUUNNNNNNNNN from it.

Scorbunny?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Snuggle with it!

Volcarona ?

 

[ReKoil]

Trick a civilization into worshiping it as a sun god! :fufu:

Hariyama

 

[_confused_piplup_]

Use it as my personal bodyguard. Piplup is a VIP.

Spoiler:

Pancham?

 

[Orion☆]

Have my Weavile take it under his wing and teach it to fight dirty, hence triggering its evolution into Pangoro. Bad influence for the win.

Normal Rotom?