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The Year of the Dragon​

The Dragon is one of the most powerful and lucky Signs of the Chinese Zodiac. Its warm heart makes the Dragon's brash, fiery energy far more palatable. This is a giving, intelligent and tenacious Sign that knows exactly what it wants and is determined to get it. Dragons possess a certain natural, charming charisma that ensures they can always influence their peers and often find themselves the center of attention in social situations. This Sign is truly blessed, too; Dragons are considered to be very lucky in love! The Dragon's friends are always keen to hear what this firebrand has to say and when it comes to dispensing advice, the Dragon has the floor.

Its ego can get in the Dragon's way, but even so, this larger-than-life creature has a knack for initiating projects and keeping the troops motivated. According to Dragons, it's their natural born right to lead the way -- because who else could do it so surely and so well? As lucky as they are, Dragons have a good chance of achieving considerable material wealth during their lifetimes, although it isn't mere money that's this Sign's main motivation. Power is what the Dragon wants and truly believes it deserves. Dragons are quite the opportunists, forever searching for ways in which to consolidate their considerable power. Contrary to all this strength and fire, a weakened Dragon is a sad sack, a creature that refuses to take defeat with even a modicum of grace.

The role of leader is the only one the Dragon wants, the better from which to give orders and be king of the hill. They make solid leaders, too, knowing instinctively what needs to be done to stay on top. Crossing the Dragon is never a good idea -- this beast can singe! A valuable life lesson for this clever creature would be to absorb the principles of flexibility, compassion and tolerance. Being high and mighty can serve to inspire others, but it also keeps Dragons from living their lives to the fullest. If Dragons can learn to balance their quest for success with an appreciation for the little things, their life will be more than worthwhile.[/CSS-Div]

I laughed at this line "Dragons are considered to be very lucky in love!" I just so happen to be the complete opposite of that, probably could only get a date if my life depended on it (still iffy then too)
 
I am the Horse. I knew this ages ago. I don't really believe in all the things it says. But some is true. Like being independent and saving money. I'm low on money and am only spending money on what I need to spend it on.
 
That personality trait thing seemed to incredibly realistic and true. XD
But.. I am a chicken born in the year of 1993.

Roosters tend to be perfectionists and expect to be in control, especially over their appearance. Primping and posing for the Rooster can go on forever!
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Perfectionist indeed.. but I'm not so interested in my looks. D:
Although a lot of people in my year who are also chickens seem to be like that.
 
I'm a Monkey. Yay, I guess o____o

Charming and energetic, Monkeys crave fun, activity and stimulation.
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Oooooh yeah >.> I'm pretty much the complete opposite of that.

Perhaps surprisingly, Monkeys are also good listeners and tackle complicated situations with ease. This Sign's natural curiosity lends it the desire to become knowledgeable on a broad range of topics. Monkeys have a show-off side that loves nothing more than to dazzle their pals with all they know.
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That's partially more like it. Sort of. I am a good listener :3
 
Kairu said:
I didn't see another topic like this so I decided to make one. Mine is,

Chinese Zodiac Dragon

 The Dragon is one of the most powerful and lucky Signs of the Chinese Zodiac. Its warm heart makes the Dragon's brash, fiery energy far more palatable. This is a giving, intelligent and tenacious Sign that knows exactly what it wants and is determined to get it. Dragons possess a certain natural, charming charisma that ensures they can always influence their peers and often find themselves the center of attention in social situations. This Sign is truly blessed, too; Dragons are considered to be very lucky in love! The Dragon's friends are always keen to hear what this firebrand has to say and when it comes to dispensing advice, the Dragon has the floor. Its ego can get in the Dragon's way, but even so, this larger-than-life creature has a knack for initiating projects and keeping the troops motivated. According to Dragons, it's their natural born right to lead the way -- because who else could do it so surely and so well? As lucky as they are, Dragons have a good chance of achieving considerable material wealth during their lifetimes, although it isn't mere money that's this Sign's main motivation. Power is what the Dragon wants and truly believes it deserves. Dragons are quite the opportunists, forever searching for ways in which to consolidate their considerable power. Contrary to all this strength and fire, a weakened Dragon is a sad sack, a creature that refuses to take defeat with even a modicum of grace.
The role of leader is the only one the Dragon wants, the better from which to give orders and be king of the hill. They make solid leaders, too, knowing instinctively what needs to be done to stay on top. Crossing the Dragon is never a good idea -- this beast can singe! A valuable life lesson for this clever creature would be to absorb the principles of flexibility, compassion and tolerance. Being high and mighty can serve to inspire others, but it also keeps Dragons from living their lives to the fullest. If Dragons can learn to balance their quest for success with an appreciation for the little things, their life will be more than worthwhile.


Check out yours here.



https://chinese.astrology.com/
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Dragon for the win, yo. <3

I love being a dragon because its one of my most favorite mystical creatures. <3
 
Look, I am all the animals:

Rat:
-The Eastern rat is revered for its quick wits and its ability to accrue and hold on to items of value.
-Possessed of excellent taste, this Sign flaunts its style at every turn.
-The Rat likes to know who is on its side and will treat its most loyal friends with an extra measure of protection and generosity.
-Although they are often hoarders, Rats can be very generous to those in their pack, namely friends and family members who have proven their loyalty.
-Others might perceive them as quick-tempered and sharp-tongued, but never boorish.
-Verbal jousting is a great pleasure for the Rat, a Sign that everyone around will quickly learn either to love or to hate.
-The Rat's keen mind always seeks out new knowledge, to be stored away for future use.
-Ever-curious

Ox:
-Being quite dependable and possessing an innate ability to achieve great things.
-This sturdy sort is less than social by nature and tends to become introverted in a crowd.
-To make things worse, they can't be bothered with what other people think and prefer to do what makes them feel best.
-Behind that calm facade, though, lives an Ox who can feel hurt, lonely and unable to connect with others.
-Friends and family are a great source of comfort to this beast, even if they don't always understand what makes the Ox tick.
-Out in the world, though, Oxen tend to be stubborn, dogmatic, my-way-or-the-highway kind of people who have no concept of when to back down.
-The Ox is smart, trustworthy, caring and honorable.

Tiger:
-Tigers will fight the good fight to the bitter end if the cause is worthy.
-A bit of caution is a good thing around Tigers, since they can pounce without warning.
-They experience mood swings and often feel things more intensely than others
-They can react poorly under stress and are prone to emotional outbursts.
-A lesson that Tigers would be well-served to learn is moderation in all things.

Rabbit:
-Lacking close, supportive friends and family, the Rabbit might just break down in tears at the first sign of conflict.
-Rabbits can also lapse into pessimism and may seem stuck in life -- often to mask their insecure natures.
-Rabbits tend to move through life's lessons at their own, rather contemplative pace; it's a waste of time to become exasperated with this Sign's seeming disinterest in facing its problems and conquering them.
-Rabbits love to entertain at home and always make sure their house is comfortable and tastefully-furnished.

Dragon:
-This is a giving, intelligent and tenacious Sign that knows exactly what it wants and is determined to get it.
-Power is what the Dragon wants and truly believes it deserves.
-Dragons are quite the opportunists, forever searching for ways in which to consolidate their considerable power.
-Contrary to all this strength and fire, a weakened Dragon is a sad sack, a creature that refuses to take defeat with even a modicum of grace.
-A valuable life lesson for this clever creature would be to absorb the principles of flexibility, compassion and tolerance.

Snake:
-Snakes tend to be rather tight with cash.
-They're not stingy, they're simply more mentally than physically active.
-Snakes tend to hang back a bit in order to analyze a situation before jumping into it.
-This Sign is perfectly happy to spend the whole day curled up with a good book and, thus, can be mislabeled as being lazy.
-possessing the caution and smarts needed to get ahead.
-Snakes are hard workers (when they see good reason to be!) and are possessed of a keen intelligence.

Horse:
-Energetic, good with money and very fond of travel
-All of this Sign's incessant activity and searching may be to satisfy a deep-rooted desire to fit in.
-Paradoxically, Horses feel a simultaneous yearning for independence and freedom.
-An impatient streak can lead Horses to be less than sensitive to others' needs.
-These colts would rather take a situation firmly in hand as opposed to waiting for others to weigh in or come to terms with it.
-The lone wolf inside the Horse can at times push others away, but this also makes this Sign stronger and is a key to its success.
-Horses are self-reliant and, they might lose interest fast in a tedious, nine-to-five day job

Sheep:
-this Sign has a sensitive streak a mile wide and can be subject to bouts of anxiety over seemingly inconsequential things.
-This creative, esoteric Sign needs plenty of time alone in which to feed its Muse.

Monkey:
-Monkeys crave fun, activity and stimulation.
-They truly know how to have a good time
-sparkling wit and that rapier-sharp mind.
-Perhaps surprisingly, Monkeys are also good listeners and tackle complicated situations with ease.
-This Sign's natural curiosity lends it the desire to become knowledgeable on a broad range of topics.
-This Sign's first interest is pursuing its own pleasure
-it might just be a bit too curious for its own good.
-Monkeys often feel the need to try everything at least once
-this Sign might actually show a touch of remorse.
-They won't flat-out admit the error of their ways, but at least they'll pull back and try to tone things down
-This Sign may have limited self-control concerning pleasurable activities.

Rooster:
-These quick thinkers are practical and resourceful, preferring to stick to what is tried and true rather than taking messy, unnecessary risks.
-Roosters are keenly observant.
-this Sign enjoys a keen attention to detail that makes it a whiz at anything requiring close analysis.
-telling the truth and keeping their word.
-Being noticed and admired is an aphrodisiac for Roosters
-their sharp minds are qualities that others will appreciate

Dog:
-Dogs are loyal, faithful and honest
-this Sign has trouble trusting others.
-It's generally quite trustworthy itself -- except for the occasional little white lies the Dog tells in order to make things go more smoothly.
-The Dog makes a wonderful, discreet and loyal friend (despite any white lies) and is an excellent listener.
-stubborn
-Part of the problem is the result of this Sign's load of irrational fears that turn into niggling anxieties that turn into hurt feelings and occasional grouchiness.

Pig:
-Pigs are highly intelligent creatures, forever studying, playing and probing in their quest for greater knowledge.
-They can be misinterpreted as being lazy, however, due to their love of reveling in the good stuff
-Pigs can be rather exclusive, choosing to spend time with those who will appreciate them most and ignore the rest of the populace.
-feels best when everyone else is smiling

On the other hand, I am none of the animals as well.
 
...I guess I'm a sheep XD;

Daydreaming all afternoon sounds heavenly to the Sheep. This creative, esoteric Sign needs plenty of time alone in which to feed its Muse. Sheep are generally most comfortable in their own minds (which other, more linear-thinking Signs may have trouble deciphering). This Sign makes a great craftsperson or artisan, or perhaps a teacher of New Age studies -- any occupation that allows its mind the full range of freedom. Sheep tend not to be very well-organized, precluding many more dry business endeavors. In fact, Sheep tend not to be very materialistic in general, finding plenty of riches in their own imagination. However, especially when in love, the Sheep can be quite a lavish gift-giver. Perhaps it's that artistic temperament that so often causes Sheep to feel insecure, but the result is that these high-strung creatures need to feel loved and admired lest they start worrying incessantly. For this reason, Sheep tend to have a hard time with romance; anyone who couples up with a Sheep must know, this Sign has a sensitive streak a mile wide and can be subject to bouts of anxiety over seemingly inconsequential things. Sheep need plenty of love, support and open reassurance from their lovers. If a relationship is marked by conflict, the Sheep will often pull away -- either physically or simply by retreating into the safe haven of its imagination.

If the romance is going well, however, Sheep won't hesitate to tell their partner what they need -- and they can be quite insistent about it! This Sign will definitely return the favor, however; the Sheep has a luxurious side that delights in indulging a lover's every wish. Appearances are also important to the Sheep, which may explain why these folks can spend hours primping and posing.

Sheep would be well-served by learning to relax and let others run the show from time to time. Once they can be certain that their friends and lovers won't be gone when the Sheep returns from its daydreams, life will be a field of daisies.
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That more me than I expected it would be. XD;
I spend all friggin day thinking about anything BUT the work that's put in front of me :D

I did the Element one too. I found this one funny. I'm METAL
Those of you born under the influence of the Chinese Astrology element of Metal are determined, self-reliant and forceful. You enjoy the good life and all it has to offer -- luxury, comfort and freedom, especially. You're like a reclusive film star: You want the acclaim, but you also want to be left alone. You create your own success, building your desired destiny with single-minded focus. Others look up to you in awe of your commanding, confident presence. While you Metal individuals are strong and virtuous, you can be a bit set in your ways. No arm-wrestling with the metallic ones, either; they might break that appendage in two! You can be a stern taskmasters as well, demanding the most from yourself and those you love.
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That's more me than the dang sheep though :D
 
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I'm a monkey. \o/

[The spunky Monkey is the original party animal! Charming and energetic, Monkeys crave fun, activity and stimulation. They truly know how to have a good time and can often be seen swinging from one group of friends to another, attracting a motley crew in the process. Always upbeat, they are considered minor celebrities in their circle thanks to their sparkling wit and that rapier-sharp mind. Perhaps surprisingly, Monkeys are also good listeners and tackle complicated situations with ease. This Sign's natural curiosity lends it the desire to become knowledgeable on a broad range of topics. Monkeys have a show-off side that loves nothing more than to dazzle their pals with all they know.

The Monkey tends to be rather accident-prone due to a certain lack of very high morals. This Sign's first interest is pursuing its own pleasure; this is not a malicious interest, it's just the way the Monkey is. However, this kind of carefree self-involvement can lead to all kinds of scrapes. In love, the Monkey makes a fun, exciting lover -- but one that may have the potential to stray romantically. The good news is, the Monkey's glib manner and witty repartee can often get this Sign out of a scrape. Perhaps not everyone will be won over by the Monkey -- but do you think the Monkey really cares? The Monkey's world, full of devil-may-care energy and revelry, isn't for everyone. Remember, though, it's not that this Sign is mean; it might just be a bit too curious for its own good. Monkeys often feel the need to try everything at least once, which can make for a merry-go-round of relationships.

The Monkey's love of self-indulgence can also lead to other types of trouble. This Sign may have limited self-control concerning food, alcohol and other pleasurable activities. It's party time all the time for the Monkey, yet when it leads to a monster hangover or a shattered heart (generally someone else's, not theirs), this Sign might actually show a touch of remorse. They won't flat-out admit the error of their ways, but at least they'll pull back and try to tone things down -- for a while.

Monkeys must try to learn to think of others ahead of themselves, at least some of the time. This Sign's world will be more complete once it realizes the world doesn't revolve around it.
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Some of that is true, and some of it really isn't. I'm definitly energetic and accident prone. :D
 
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Chikara said:
I did the Element one too. I found this one funny. I'm METAL
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..Okay, seriously..WHAT THE HELL!? >O

I just took that same test, and I got Water. Wtf, no.

Those of you born under the influence of the Chinese Astrology Element of Water act with the assured fluidity of a river, affecting your environment with your strength and quiet charm. Creative and captivating, diplomatic and intuitive, Water individuals are the masters of subtle persuasion. Without even appearing to try, you can gain someone's trust and affection, and once you've got them they'll follow you anywhere. You make everyone feel special, noting and praising each person's unique talents. Your inherent pliability, the fluid calm that makes you so appealing, can also make you sometimes too passive, too willing to be what someone wants you to be. You tend to take the shape of whatever container you're poured into.Rather than letting others dam up your energies, let yourself flow freely!
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..I find it kinda funny how this completely contradicts the sheep ._.
 
I was born in the year of the Rooster. I guess that's why I'm chicken. Pfffttttt.

I am really analytical and observant about others, but I dont' know about the telling the truth thing. I'm glad with my Zodiac symbol, even though I'm a female and roosters are male.
 
Hey, look! Apparently I'm just a cute little rabbit... Now everyone will luv me! O.o

Timid and attractive, the Rabbits of the Chinese Zodiac tend to act more like bunnies, whether they like it or not! This Sign is extremely popular and has a wide circle of family and friends. Its compassionate nature leads it to be very protective of those it holds dear, but where romance is concerned, the Rabbit's sentimentality can lead it to idealize relationships. The sweet, sensitive Rabbit often ends up giving more of itself to a partner than is realistic or healthy. The good news is, when this Sign goes off-balance, the Rabbit's core group of friends and its stable home life help bring it back to center.

Zel's Comment: Timid yes, attractive... eeehhhhmmmm... And I doubt I'd be as crazy as to give that much, but maybe, just maybe, there's a little certainty on that.

The Rabbit is a rather delicate Sign that needs a solid base in order to thrive. Lacking close, supportive friends and family, the Rabbit might just break down in tears at the first sign of conflict. Emotional upsets in this Sign's life can even lead to physical illnesses. Rabbits dislike arguments and other conflict and will try anything to avoid a fight; this results in something of a pushover nature. Rabbits can also lapse into pessimism and may seem stuck in life -- often to mask their insecure natures. Rabbits tend to move through life's lessons at their own, rather contemplative pace; it's a waste of time to become exasperated with this Sign's seeming disinterest in facing its problems and conquering them.

Zel's Comment: Me? Crying? That happens like, once in every five years. Still, I admit being a bit pessimist sometimes. Again, a little certainty on the "tries to avoid fights", simply because it's too bothersome, which is basically what this thing's saying... YOU STILL DONT KNOW ME! >.<

With the right partner -- meaning someone whose high principles won't allow it to take advantage of this sensitive, giving Sign -- the Rabbit can make an incredibly loving and protective partner or family member. Rabbits love to entertain at home and always make sure their house is comfortable and tastefully-furnished. What Rabbits need most is a stronger sense of self-worth and the security that comes with it. Their discerning natures, coupled with some hard-won assertiveness, will help these happy creatures go far.

Zel's Comment: Not sure 'bout the first part, as I ehhhmmm... havent found the right partner. Entertain at home? Maybe. The rest is quite false, as I dont care much about my house (specially, if it's tasteful or not, I'm not gonna eat it, anyway -_-)
And I dont really care if I'm worth or not. I'll keep doing what I'm doing no matter what, even if nobody tells me anything
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Hmmm... All in all, it's quite accurate. I'd say about 70% (which is a lot for something wrote in generic way)

The metal test says something that at first I was surprised to see, but then, if we look at reality...

Those of you born under the influence of the Chinese Element Fire burn through life with your fierce charm, your impulsive enthusiasm and your restless emotions. A natural leader, you inspire with your decisive action and dramatic expression; people can't help but be magnetically drawn to you. Where will you lead your followers? Likely into an exciting adventure of some sort. You're instinctual, but your mind sparks with new ideas and clever solutions. In love, you're highly-charged -- even combustible at times! Hot tamales to the core, these dynamic individuals can see straight to the heart of an issue and make it work for them. You may seem single-minded, but you just refuse to be swayed from a cause they believe to be important.
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Do I need to say something else? I wonder if that's the whole reason of the hack's sucessfulness...? O.o o.O
 
I got the Monkey, which also happens to be my favorite animal. After reading the description, I'm not surprised at all ^_^,
 
Rabbit Ratings
43% (3 favorable, 3 neutral and 6 unfavorable months) The scratchy Rat often takes the Rabbit out of its comfort zone. So, this year is likely to be a lot more challenging than last year, especially since the Fire Pig year is one of your most favorable. The middle months of the year are likely to be the toughest. Although you want to avoid risk throughout the year, it is especially important during those months. You will best be able to take advantage of the good times if you can keep your emotions under control, especially when things don't go your way.

Rabbit Career

This year of the Earth Rat may see a mixed bag for you career-wise. Your job could be frustrating, as the Rat's energy could cause delays and mix-ups for you. However, some progress and expansion is possible, as the Earth element promotes growth for the Wood element, which is native to your Rabbit sign. There may also be opportunities for those who seek a change in careers. Relationships with your co-workers could also pose a problem, especially if you get involved in office politics and gossip.

Rabbit Relationships

While life at work might prove to be somewhat unfavorable for you, your domestic situation could well make up for turmoil on the job front. Your time is best spent with loved ones engaging in your favorite activities or just plain relaxing. In times of stress, your loved ones could prove to be your best ally. You are likely to find a new romantic interest, but try to take things slowly to avoid any disappointments in love -- especially if you are not single! Friends might not be able to hold up their end of the bargain. Be emotionally prepared just in case.

Rabbit Health

The optimistic outlook from your relationships does not seem to carry over to your health. The fast-paced action from the Rat year could play havoc with your delicate Rabbit constitution. Your jangled nerves may cause you to be more accident-prone than normal. You may want to take more precautions, like being a little more alert and conscious of your environment. It is a good idea to bolster your immune system by getting plenty of exercise.

Rabbit Wealth

Along the same lines as your health, your wealth situation may have a dim outlook. Be vigilant in this year of the Rat, as you could be an easy target for swindlers and con men. When taking financial advice from others, it would be best to stick to people with whom you had a previous relationship with and can trust. The bright spot of the year is that long term investment such as a purchase for your home will bring you a good return.
 
Daydreaming all afternoon sounds heavenly to the Sheep. This creative, esoteric Sign needs plenty of time alone in which to feed its Muse. Sheep are generally most comfortable in their own minds (which other, more linear-thinking Signs may have trouble deciphering). This Sign makes a great craftsperson or artisan, or perhaps a teacher of New Age studies -- any occupation that allows its mind the full range of freedom. Sheep tend not to be very well-organized, precluding many more dry business endeavors. In fact, Sheep tend not to be very materialistic in general, finding plenty of riches in their own imagination. However, especially when in love, the Sheep can be quite a lavish gift-giver.

Perhaps it's that artistic temperament that so often causes Sheep to feel insecure, but the result is that these high-strung creatures need to feel loved and admired lest they start worrying incessantly. For this reason, Sheep tend to have a hard time with romance; anyone who couples up with a Sheep must know, this Sign has a sensitive streak a mile wide and can be subject to bouts of anxiety over seemingly inconsequential things. Sheep need plenty of love, support and open reassurance from their lovers. If a relationship is marked by conflict, the Sheep will often pull away -- either physically or simply by retreating into the safe haven of its imagination.

If the romance is going well, however, Sheep won't hesitate to tell their partner what they need -- and they can be quite insistent about it! This Sign will definitely return the favor, however; the Sheep has a luxurious side that delights in indulging a lover's every wish. Appearances are also important to the Sheep, which may explain why these folks can spend hours primping and posing.

Sheep would be well-served by learning to relax and let others run the show from time to time. Once they can be certain that their friends and lovers won't be gone when the Sheep returns from its daydreams, life will be a field of daisies.
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Yep thats what I am, I really dont believe this stuff at all



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I'm a horse.
Thank goodness for open spaces, because the Horse needs plenty of room to roam! Energetic, good with money and very fond of travel, Horses are the nomads of the Chinese Zodiac, roaming from one place or project to the next. All of this Sign's incessant activity and searching may be to satisfy a deep-rooted desire to fit in. Paradoxically, Horses feel a simultaneous yearning for independence and freedom. Horses crave love and intimacy, which is a double-edged sword since it often leads them to feel trapped. Love connections tend to come easily to Horses, since they exude the kind of raw sex appeal that is a magnet to others. This Sign tends to come on very strong in the beginning of the relationship, having an almost innate sense of romance and seduction. Horses are seducers in general; check out any A-list party and you're bound to find the Horse in attendance. This Sign possesses a sharp wit and a scintillating presence; it really knows how to work a crowd. Surprisingly, Horses tend to feel a bit inferior to their peers, a misconception that causes them to drift from group to group out of an irrational fear of being exposed as a fraud.
An impatient streak can lead Horses to be less than sensitive to others' needs. These colts would rather take a situation firmly in hand as opposed to waiting for others to weigh in or come to terms with it. The lone wolf inside the Horse can at times push others away, but this also makes this Sign stronger and is a key to its success. Horses are self-reliant and, though they might lose interest fast in a tedious, nine-to-five day job, are willing to do the work necessary to get ahead.
Horses tend not to look much at the big picture; instead they just follow their whims, which can result in a trail of prematurely ended relationships, jobs, projects and so on. This Sign really knows how to motivate others, though, and get a lot accomplished. Once they find some peace within themselves, they can curb their wandering tendencies and learn to appreciate what's in their own backyard.
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Yeah, that pretty much sounds like me. XD;
 
Snake:
-Snakes tend to be rather tight with cash. I'm a big spender.
-They're not stingy, they're simply more mentally than physically active.
-Snakes tend to hang back a bit in order to analyze a situation before jumping into it.
-This Sign is perfectly happy to spend the whole day curled up with a good book and, thus, can be mislabeled as being lazy.
-possessing the caution and smarts needed to get ahead.
-Snakes are hard workers (when they see good reason to be!) and are possessed of a keen intelligence.

Pretty much me.
 
Daydreaming all afternoon sounds heavenly to the Sheep. This creative, esoteric Sign needs plenty of time alone in which to feed its Muse. Sheep are generally most comfortable in their own minds (which other, more linear-thinking Signs may have trouble deciphering). This Sign makes a great craftsperson or artisan, or perhaps a teacher of New Age studies -- any occupation that allows its mind the full range of freedom. Sheep tend not to be very well-organized, precluding many more dry business endeavors. In fact, Sheep tend not to be very materialistic in general, finding plenty of riches in their own imagination. However, especially when in love, the Sheep can be quite a lavish gift-giver. Perhaps it's that artistic temperament that so often causes Sheep to feel insecure, but the result is that these high-strung creatures need to feel loved and admired lest they start worrying incessantly. For this reason, Sheep tend to have a hard time with romance; anyone who couples up with a Sheep must know, this Sign has a sensitive streak a mile wide and can be subject to bouts of anxiety over seemingly inconsequential things. Sheep need plenty of love, support and open reassurance from their lovers. If a relationship is marked by conflict, the Sheep will often pull away -- either physically or simply by retreating into the safe haven of its imagination.
If the romance is going well, however, Sheep won't hesitate to tell their partner what they need -- and they can be quite insistent about it! This Sign will definitely return the favor, however; the Sheep has a luxurious side that delights in indulging a lover's every wish. Appearances are also important to the Sheep, which may explain why these folks can spend hours primping and posing.
Sheep would be well-served by learning to relax and let others run the show from time to time. Once they can be certain that their friends and lovers won't be gone when the Sheep returns from its daydreams, life will be a field of daisies.
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pretty much all of this is true about me. :)
 
Diplomatic and popular, the Snake has the sensual art of seduction down. This Sign is an interesting mix of gregariousness paired with introversion, intuitive reasoning paired with savvy business skills. Snakes are considered to be lucky with money and will generally have more than enough to live life to the fullest, regardless of how important it considers money to be; this may be due to the fact that Snakes tend to be rather tight with cash. They're not stingy, they're simply more mentally than physically active. Snakes tend to hang back a bit in order to analyze a situation before jumping into it. Their charming, seductive quality actually belies a rather retiring nature; this Sign is perfectly happy to spend the whole day curled up with a good book and, thus, can be mislabeled as being lazy.

The Snake is somewhat insecure deep down and tend to be a rather jealous, possessive lover, behavior that can end up alienating loved ones. Despite these less-than-stellar tendencies, however, the Snake often proves irresistible and is a generous, loving partner. Slightly dangerous and disarmingly smart, the Snake's philosophical and intuitive mind generally supersedes logic in favor of feelings and instinct. Snakes will rely on their own gut reactions and intuitions before turning to others for suggestions. This makes this Sign a great hand in any business venture, possessing the caution and smarts needed to get ahead.

Snakes are hard workers (when they see good reason to be!) and are possessed of a keen intelligence. Snakes have incredible follow-through, once they get going, and they expect the same from others. Thus, their coworkers and employees had best stay on their toes, lest they anger the Snake and suffer its poisonous bite!

In general, of course, Snakes are generous and genteel, charming and appealing. Snakes must try to learn humility and to develop a stronger sense of self. Once Snakes realize that confidence comes from within, they will finally be comfortable in their own skin.
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This is me down to the slightest que. I have that skill wwith money & unique cunning, down with personal insecurity & confidence issues.

My chinese zodiac? Well, I was dissapointed, somewhat, to have:

Those of you born under the influence of the Chinese Astrology Element of Earth are wise, serene and prudent, firmly rooted in your morals, ethics and responsibilities. Led by logic rather than emotion, you seek to plan your life as far out in advance as possible, to expect the unexpected and control your destiny down to the last detail. Your disciplined reserve -- which can come across as true grace if you work it right -- garners you respect and admiration. You're so bound by logic and dependent upon controlling your situation that you have a fear of the unknown. Consequently, you question your instincts, distrusting even your most cherished dreams and seeing your whims as frivolous distractions. Don't be a stick in the mud, Earth Signs; share your wisdom and your peace of mind with a needy world.
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I wanted Wood (Plant types are always best) but even I see my Earth personality. Besides, Earth is the next best thing.
 
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