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Who names their kid Dude?

Palkia

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    What's the stupidest name you've ever heard of?

    I've heard of children being called #, Facebook and Like.
     
    Hashtag is the stupidest name for a human being that I've ever heard.

    The runner up is 'North West', just because honestly why did Kanye want his child to be able to be found so easily on a compass?
     
    To answer the topic title, complete stoners who are stoned when the child is delivered.

    Naming your kid "#" or "Facebook" is pretty dumb. I also am not fond of Northwest as a full name... or Moon Unit Zappa.

    On a similar note to #, there's "La-a" pronounced as "Ladasha."

    There's also [bleep]head, pronounced "Shih-thead." Why you would want every teacher reading a class list to insult your kid, I'd never know. I'm being serious by the way. I've actually heard about a kid named that.

    And I heard about twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello. "Leh-mahnj-ello" and "oh-rahnj-ello" respectively. Embarrassing.
     
    I watched GMM (good mythical morning) with Rhett and Link (youtubers) who did a segment aboutthe 61 illegal names in Mexico.

    Appearently, some guy called his son Juan Calzon (Juan Panties). Like, what the hell man, you ruined the kids' life!

    And they made Rambo,Rocky and Robocop illegal. also outlawed are Spinach,Scrotum and Batman.

    BUT, the weirdest name i ever heard about is a guy from Gaza calling his son "RPG".No, not the gaming genre, but the missile launcher. I get it, you like missiles, but why the ♥♥♥♥ would you name your son after a missile launcher?!
     
    I heard of some old Southern lady with the name Floyce. I burst out laughing when I read it aloud. I also heard of another old Southern woman named Icefene. What kind of stupid name is that?

    There was also a BA for a Colebee where I live. Colby is a dumb enough name, but Colebee...

    Anything that bogans (our equivalent of white trash) tend to use, like Zahli, Tiarne, etc. are definitely horrible.

    I also cannot stand nicknames like Shazza, Mazza, Bazza, etc. Heck, anything -zza is stupid.

    Here's a list: https://thingsboganslike.com/a-bogue-by-any-other-name/ (However, I do know some respectable people with a few of these names. I have a friend named Jayden and a friend named Milan and neither of them are bogans.)
     
    Pära said:
    What's the stupidest name you've ever heard of?

    I've heard of children being called #, Facebook and Like.
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    Ibraihim the Betrayed said:
    The runner up is 'North West', just because honestly why did Kanye want his child to be able to be found so easily on a compass?
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    Bless those poor souls.... it is a shame really, my grandmother had to live with the name 'Sandy Yard' as a child and she told me children would pick on her and call her names and such.

    But I agree, WHY. WHY. WHY would you name your child hashtag, Facebook, and Like? WHY. These names are going to be the bane of those poor souls... really... I feel sorry for them... but I blame the parents being the weak minded idiots they are.
     
    What comes into my mind was Cress's Japanese name: Corn. I know Gym Leaders are named after plants in Japan, but still, Corn? Is that also the food's actual Japanese name, because it doesn't sound too exotic if it's an English name. I also heard it's illegal to name a child "@."
     
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    Xander and Yolanda imo :b

    Dumbest name would be any super ghetto, stereotypical black girl name like La'quanda or something like that. I'm not a fan of those joke names.
     
    I agree with "North West" being one of the worst names I've ever heard of \: I think they were just trying to be witty, but I feel sorry for their kid...Whatever happened to using normal names?
     
    I read a book that had a section on weird names. Try these on for size:
    Orangejello
    Lemonjello
    Temptress
    ♥♥♥♥head
    Loser
    Winner

    Yeah, these are real names. I can't believe there are people out there called this.
     
    My name is River.
    This thread is invalid.

    No, seriously, in my middle school this dude was Russian. His name was ♥♥♥♥face. But it was pronouned Fookfascay.
    This is 100% true.
     
    When I was volunteering at United Way, I was helping sort through the names of the children in reading programs, so I saw a few weird ones. The top three, no competition:

    3. ZaMario
    2. Score
    1. Newborn (listed as a 2 year old)
     
    A kid named "Pig"! I know a kid named Pig. It's sad really, no one makes fun of him cause he's a tough dude, but his parents.....what were they thinking?
     
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