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    a 44 year old minnesotan white mother of three children with a faded magenta reverse mullet haircut that has been recently denied an extravagance she believed was obligated to her

    or goku

    goku gets to power up to post-hyperbolic time chamber cell arc strength levels but the dragon balls are still currently under construction by dende for the duration of the fight
     
    How early in the morning it is and how many Mimosas has she had?
     
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    Fairy said:
    How early in the morning it is and how many Mimosas has she had?
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    she dropped off colton and tanner at blakeford-sumner preparatory academy, and is currently having early morning brunch with hoda and kathie lee (she knows kathie left, but her morning routine muscle memory says otherwise)

    she has had two mimosas because lindsay will need to be picked up at 2pm and she needs to be lucid enough to bark at maria to do so
     
    Damn, lady's full warlock. But Goku has plot armor, so it's really a coin toss.

    I gotta be honest, the fact that it's even a question is scary enough.
     
    this reminds me of those weird cc asks i get asking me about who would win in a tickle match
     
    just when goku thinks he's won the fight, karen inhales some essential oils and obliterates him just like smallpox will soon be obliterating her unvaccinated children
     
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    Well hang on a second guys, she might be powerful but she if flawed, and those flaws are her greatest weaknesses.

    Did she have an affair with her Tennis coach that can be used against her? Is the Prada bag authentic, or a knock off she got at a Belizean market? Did she ever solve that 'little' Vicodin problem?

    Edit: I'm ashamed of how much actual thought I'm putting into this.

    Karen's biggest weapon is social engineering and manipulation, but Goku has no social media to deconstruct and no reputation to destroy. She can't blackmail him, only bait him or make false accusations. Which, to be fair, another weapon of hers is how believable she is to Earth authority, but how much of an impact does that actually have on Goku? The only other real way I see Karen taking a meaningful advantage is by way of seduction (as long as it's not on Sunday). But Goku's genuinely a good overall guy and sincerity hard-counters Karens, so there's a very real possibility of him appealing to her last vestiges of humanity.
     
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    Let's be real, if the fight gets physical then they both lose since Karen would die and Goku would end up in jail. And Karen cares way too much about appearances to throw the first punch or break character. But with a Sheryl Crow buff she could use persuasion and possibly manipulate Goku's behavior to her advantage.

    So would Goku be persuaded or would his pure nature override her? Goku's not stupid, he knows combat in any form it comes in, and his selective naivety would certainly come in handy.

    Karen's game would need to be the long one. There's no quick way to destroy Goku without also threatening her own reputation. I honestly see her attempting to enter an affair with Goku to subtly being convincing the people around her that he's abusive, thus making him a pariah. Goku's underpowered form can't handle the shame and he bails, giving Karen the win.

    But that's just one possibility of thousands.
     
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