YEET or YOINK!

[ReKoil]

Yeet, RNG rarely favors me, if at all. Shoot it out of a cannon and let is sink to the depths of the ocean!

Chicken Nuggets?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

YEET! A lady like me has to watch her line! I need to look perfect in front of the camera after all. My regular consumption of chocolate is irrelevant

Apple pie ?

 

[Megan]

Yoink! Unlike others, I don't like wasting food! D:

A bag of other people's money?

 

[ReKoil]

Yeet it back at whoever tossed it after slipping a tracker in.
And then I show officer jenny the tracking app.

an unsharpened pencil?

 

[Zeostar]

Yoink

A tool box containing a hammer, nails, and a ball of yarn.

 

[Megan]

Yoink. Useful stuff is useful!

A poster from a 90s/early 2000s boy band?

 

[ReKoil]

Yeet it in the trashcan 😇

a bag of peanuts?

 

[Megan]

Yoink. I like peanuts. But they are surprisingly expensive...

An accordion?

 

[Sheep]

yoinkkk

Raspberry cake?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Yoinkkk!

Austrian tart ?

 

[Starlight]

Definitely yoink!

A calendar for 5 years from now?

 

[ReKoil]

I don't plan that far ahead, yeet.

a Vault Boy Bobblehead?

Spoiler:

 

[Megan]

Not a fan of Fallout so yeet it away!

A ticket to Disney World?

 

[Starlight]

Oh dear goodness yes please!!!!! Yoink!!!

A pumpkin carving kit?

 

[ReKoil]

Eh, I don't really do Halloween. Yeet.

a Perry the platypus plush?

Spoiler:

 

[Megan]

No, thanks. Yeet that abomination far away. Dx

A giant mousetrap with chocolate in it?

 

[Sheep]

yeet far away

The world's tiniest violin?

 

[ReKoil]

Idk how to play it anyway, yeet.

a flower bouquet?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

YOINK! If you knew how relaxing it is to rest in the grass while holding a flower bouquet...

Spoiler:

A lollipop ?

 

[Megan]

Yoink!

Cranberry Juice?