you can now teleport

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i don't know where
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    You receive a mysterious cross-continental, space-defying, inter-dimensional teleport from an unknown sender in the mail. it looks pretty sketchy (some parts are falling off and are rusted), but you are incredibly stupid. Like VERYYYYY stupid.

    Now you are stuck wherever you were sent. forever.

    Where were you sent?
     
    Neeeeeeeeeeew Yoooooooooork. Concrete jungle where dreams are made of yadda yadda yadda etc.
     
    As much as I want to disagree with you because the Floridian in me is at least somewhat prideful in this state, I can't help but agree LOL

    I mean, the beaches/tourism/theme parks are what make this state generally tolerable otherwise it'd just be a drab.

    i despise the sun here and I'm not a fan of beaches (although they are fun every once in a while), so there really aren't any upsides to me lol

    i guess if you really love the beach, you will like Florida
     
    A hershey factory.
    This came to me because I'm currently eating a hershey bar
     
    To the oval office, where I'll bend Trump over on my knee and spank him mercilessly. Forever.
     
    probably california cause beaches and
    [PokeCommunity.com] you can now teleport
    you know what i'm saying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
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