You have played Pokémon too much when...

[RadEmpoleon]

You've played too much Pokémon when you feed wild animals sandwiches and expect them to love you

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you keep re-entering your house to try and reset the nearby animals.

 

[saniachan]

You've played too much Pokemon when you lament about not having friends to trade pets (as in animal pets) with.

 

[EmeraldSky]

--You have every game
--You've caught'em all on every game
--You regularly restart them to do it all again
--You have a hat like Ash's
--You never leave the house without said hat
--You wear said hat to school even though the school handbook explicitly says "No hats"
--You challenge the school gym coach for their badge
--You teach the school band to play the Red/Blue opening

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played too much Pokémon when you tell your 10 years old child to get on the road with your family pet to become a Champion of the League.

 

[EmeraldSky]

--Your friends don't know what is worse: the emergency broadcast system, or you singing the classic English Pokemon theme over and over and over...
--You wish Brock could come cook for your school
--"Celestial" is on loop in every music player/streaming service you own/subscribe to

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think every professor you meet will give you an animal to train keep as a pet.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played too much Pokémon when you expect everyone you see outside of cities and towns to challenge you to duels!

 

[saniachan]

You've played too much Pokemon when you feed your pet a malasada (yes, it's a thing irl) and expect said pet to be more affective to you.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you attach a nice (soothing) bell to your pet to make it friendlier toward you =3

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You have played too much Pokemon when you realise that you've spent more time soft resetting encounters for shinies than you have just playing the game.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played too much Pokémon, when, after an evening spent playing it, you fall asleep and dream that you are playing Pokémon!

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think you need a link code and an internet connection when you want to trade something with someone.

 

[EmeraldSky]

--You expect lost objects to have shiny beacons of light, so it's easier for you to find them.
--Your English teacher refuses to accept the papers where you dotted all the I's with Poke Balls
--You have somehow worked Pokemon into your schoolwork.
--You have worked Pokemon into your schoolwork even when the topic did not concern anime, video games, and/or Japan.
--Monotonous noises like engines idling or water dripping are beginning to sound like the classic English opening
--Even your pets know the words to the classic English opening.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think a voice will tell you that "There's a time and place for everything, but not now." whenever you do something you're not supposed to.

 

[EmeraldSky]

You scour jewelry stores for Liko's pendant
You wonder if your toy Poke Balls actually have Legendary Pokemon inside
You spend hours scouring YouTube or Twitch for Iono's stream

 

[saniachan]

You've played too much Pokemon Reborn/Rejuvenation/Desolation (all three being fan games btw) when you start to worry about field effects in a mainline Pokemon game.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when your spray on a sweet scent to attract animals so you can fight and/or catch them.

 

[EmeraldSky]

--You wonder why your brother's lizard hasn't evolved into a dragon yet
--You wonder if any of the rocks in your rock collection will evolve your cat
--The Dance Dance Revolution song "Butterfly" turns into "Beautifly" in your mind (guilty)
--You memorize trails, roads, bus routes, and train routes via Pokemon numbers (eg. bus route 25 becomes the Pikachu route)

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think wearing a different outfit is a different Form.