You have played Pokémon too much when...

You've played too much Pokemon when you literally can't think of anything else but Pokemon, time and space fade away and all that's left are Pokemon... 😵
 
You've played too much Pokemon if you challenge anyone who has a pet with them to a battle with your pet just because they looked at you.
 
You've played too much Pokemon when you halt all progress in your playthrough just so you can full odds shiny hunt a legendary.
 
You've played too much Pokemon when you recognize subtle shinies before their sparkle effect even plays.
 
You've played too much Pokemon when you try to mine out a cavern wall looking for a special rock that can bring your pets back to life.
 
You've played too much Pokemon when you start an evil organization that you'll force to disband if you and your members are all beaten in 1 on 1 fights.
 
You've played too much Pokemon when you start using breaks from shiny hunting a Pokemon to shiny hunt another Pokemon.
 
You've played too much Pokémon when you assume every young high school drop-out or underachieving scrub is a member of a villainous gang (Team Rocket, Plasma, Skull, etc.), even your teen siblings!!
 
You've played too much Pokémon when you assume that a pet is a human that's been transformed into an animal when nobody's home.
 
You've played too much Pokémon when you think over-watering your plants is fine as Water isn't very effective on Grass.
 
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