Your funny quotes...

[Castrainer]

"Look a Playstation! Lets play in the station!"

 

[John Denver]

"It's like trying to find a needle in a....stack of needles..."
~CSI

meh

 

[Jess]

"Take the Disc and make it compact"

 

[22sa]

"Joy is the root of all creation."
~22sa

 

[Jess]

Whats Proverbs?

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"Eating is not a verb it`s a noun"

 

[22sa]

Whats Proverbs?

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"Eating is not a verb it`s a noun"

It's suppose to be a common widespread saying that is accepted as basic truth. I guess mine are not, lol.

 

[Latios Master]

Funny quotes... I've got a lot of them. ^_^

"Of course you smell gas, what do you think this car runs on, coal?!"- Barney Fife (The Andy Griffith Show)

"Here at the rock, we have two basic rules. Recite them in your sleep so that you don't get any grief later. Rule number one: Obey all rules. Rule number two: Do not right on the walls, as it takes a lot of work to erase writing off of walls."- Barney Fife (The Andy Griffith Show)

Jed: "Why ain't there any ice in Californee?"
Jethro: "Well don't look at me, I didn't take it!"
(The Beverly Hillbillies)

That's just a sample of all the ones I know. I'll tell more later when I can remember them.

 

[Wing Zero]

lol ur good at the oldies...why dont u go to the old school tv thread lol,thats what its all about

Sanford and Son:
Fred- I could put your face in some dough and make me some gorilla cookies!

lol

 

[22sa]

"In making no mistakes you make nothing."
~22sa

 

[Wing Zero]

"i never make mistRakes!" -mr nedderman, substitute at Hart middle school

 

[LanceLite]

i FINALLY FOUND ONE!!!!!

"May your beard grow longer"
-Bilbo Baggins

If you're going through ****, keep going.
-22sa

 

[22sa]

i FINALLY FOUND ONE!!!!!

"May your beard grow longer"
-Bilbo Baggins

If you're going through ****, keep going.
-22sa

lol, Winstin Churchill said that, not me. :laugh:

 

[Jess]

"When Life gives you Lemons make Lemonade"

"When Life gives you Oranges make Orange Juice"

"When Life gives you salt kill a Snail!"

 

[Wing Zero]

its not funny but since winston churchhill was brought up i remembered napoleon for some reason.
Napoleon: Circumstances-what are circumstances? I make Circumstances!

 

[22sa]

its not funny but since winston churchhill was brought up i remembered napoleon for some reason.
Napoleon: Circumstances-what are circumstances? I make Circumstances!

lol, I have one from Napoleon.

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."
~Napoleon

 

[Wing Zero]

lol thats hillarious!!!!!
sooo funny...yet soo true...

 

[Jess]

'Why Is the Sky Blue during the day and Black at night??" asks a litte kid.

"Because Someone paints it" answers it`s parent.

 

[22sa]

lol thats hillarious!!!!!
sooo funny...yet soo true...

Why thank you. *grins and takes the credit for Napolen's quote* (jk)

"Every problem has a resolution"
-frostweaver :D

:P

 

[Wing Zero]

obviously...
"life is but a visual interpritation of the minds desire"
-Wing Zero...aka me, odele...
thats my name...

 

[22sa]

"Marriage is heaven and h*ll."
-(I forgot)