you're not from ______ if...

[smocks]

You're not from America if Donald Trump "isn't your president."

well he isn't yet... lol

 

[Tsutarja]

Y'all ain't from Florida if y'all don't shop at Publix.

 

[Lunar]

You're not from England if you don't form an orderly queue EVERYWHERE

 

[Somewhere_]

Y'all ain't from Florida if y'all don't shop at Publix.

so true

 

[Corrin]

You're not from Canada if you don't have a pet beaver.

Sorry, it's a requirement, ask anyone

 

[MadHatter62]

You're not from Canada if you don't have a pet beaver.

Sorry, it's a requirement, ask anyone

How does one obtain a pet beaver?

 

[Corrin]

How does one obtain a pet beaver?

You catch it

With your bare hands

 

[MadHatter62]

@Ren will Pokeballs work?

 

[Meganium]

You're not from Texas if you do your grocery shopping at HEB.

 

[Somewhere_]

why would you shop at publix it's more expensive than walmart????

i was actually gonna say that, but then i felt like the statement wouldnt be Floridian enough lol

 

[Her]

you're not from new zealand if you a) don't shit yourself at the most minute reference to the perpetually attention starved nz on the world stage or b) groan at those who do

 

[Loriania]

You're not from California if you only talk about the southern part of the state.

 

[Sirfetch’d]

you're not from alabama if you don't know what a boiled peanut is

 

[Her]

you're not from alabama if you don't know what a boiled peanut is

pray tell what is this boiled peanut you speak of

 

[Sirfetch’d]

pray tell what is this boiled peanut you speak of

it's a peanut(in the shell) boiled for about 6 hours in salted water. they sound absolutely gross but are very tasty actually

 

[Her]

it's a peanut(in the shell) boiled for about 6 hours in salted water. they sound absolutely gross but are very tasty actually

if i ate nuts of any kind (don't even start) i'm sure that would be absolutely heavenly

 

[Lemonski]

You're not from Kouvola if you actually want to live there.