you're now a spambot

[Sirfetch’d]

caramel m&ms

 

[pastelspectre]

i'd probably post about all the youtubers i like

or memes

 

[gimmepie]

nitro

Can confirm.

Pie probably for me.

 

[Logan]

viagra in the shape of a sausage roll

 

[Abby]

Salvation for the masses for $37 a month

 

[donavannj]

Anime streams or web stores that sell Pokemon cards, probably.

 

[Goo]

Goats goats goats!

Goatsalive.com sells 100% fresh organic babygoats. Come get your fresh organic baby goat today! What are you waiting for!!!

Heres some fun goat facts:

1. A baby goat is called a kid and is recognized by its mother by its unique scent and call!
2. Goats get depressed when there arn't any other goats around
3. Goat meat is the most consumed meat worldwide!!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?

Come to goatsalive.com and get your babygoat today! Free shipping on all orders over 20 lbs!

NOTE: Sorry if I just accidentally advertised a real website.

 

[Lunar]

Free games consoles that require 10 surveys to be in with a chance of winning

 

[moon]

I'd spam pok?mon stuff in Off-topic.

 

[Ho-Oh]

Hmmmmmm...

My Little Pony merch tbh. Honestly advertising that on a Pokemon forum WOULD make sense, so I'm sure my spambot friends would praise me for all the money I'd make from that. Through that I would also uncover more MLP fans so it actually would be the perfect venture.

 

[jombii]

Lead-acid batteries

 

[Kikaito plush]

The Plushies everywhere

 

[TequitoClown]

Safety.

Spoiler:

 

[Sirfetch’d]

At this point if I was a spambot I'd just join the club and promote AMAs

 

[an illegible mess.]

free concert tickets. that is of course if you give me your credit card information and social security number first

 

[Desert Stream~]

viagra

oh someone at my school got an ad for that

I'd advertise bricks