Thousand more ways to get kicked out of a Pokémon Center

266. Have a Smeargle paint the walls with lots of different colors.

267. Harass Nurse Joy by saying "Huh? Huh? Huh?" repeatedly, then try to walk out with someone else's Pokemon. When asked to come back, pretend not to hear her. After that, return the Pokemon and asked for your own to get healed, but ask for her to do it several times, to prevent 'electrical interfetterence.'

268: Walk in with Mallow's brother, who proceeds to hit on Nurse Joy.

269 265: Attempt to capture the Chansey often accompanying Nurse Joy...even though the Pokeballs bounce off every time.

EDIT: NOW the actual number of known ways is correct.

266: Attempt to capture the Nurse Joy accompanying the Chansey... even though the Pokeballs bounce off every time.

267: Abuse the goddamn Chansey.

268: Calling Chansey Wigglytuff

269: Steal from the new tip jar near the healing desk.

270: Knock over the PC so trainers have to go to another Pokemon Center to withdraw/store Pokemon.

271: Steal the back-up power Pikachus *Episode 2 anyone?*

272: Tie up Nurse Joy and have Kecleon replace her at the counter... only when trainers think they can heal their Pok?mon for free and walk away, they'll have another thing coming!

273: When you go to pick your Pokemon up tell Nurse Joy she didn't do a good enough job taking care of them.

Since I learned last night that at Unova, it's not Chansey that is the assistant, but instead Audino (I don't watch much of the anime)...

274: Touch the assistant Audino in all kinds of...weird...spots.

275. Make a better Pok?Center than theirs next-door.

276: Look at NSFW videos on the PC.

277. Play bowling with Chansey as the pins

278: Place a For Sale sign on the front door.

279: Act like a security guard and prevent people from entering the Pokemon Center unless they were given an "invitation" to come in.

280: Lead a Bisharp army inside

281: Charge people for healing.