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So a Sandshrew walks into a bar...

pkmin3033

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    ...and melts. Room temperature. Woops.

    So a Sandslash burrows into the bar...
     
    Roni

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    • ... and has to pay thousands of dollars in damages to the flooring.

    then a shuckle crawls into the bar...
     

    pkmin3033

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    ...and is immediately thrown out again for smuggling in liquor. No outside merchandise allowed!

    A Seviper slithers into the bar...
     
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    • ... and becomes the first victor of the mechanical bull.

    So anyway, a spoink hops into a bar...
     
    Roni

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    • ...and drops its pearl onto my drink. now look what you've done you little...

    ugh, but then a shellder scurries into the bar...
     
    PageEmp

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    No money puns. They just don’t make cents.
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    • ...and it trips and falls onto the tail of a Slowpoke, triggering it's evolution.

    A Croconaw walks into the bar...
     
    Roni

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    • ...and uses its spikes at its back to open cans for everyone. what a nice guy.

    a drifblim floats into a bar...
     
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    • And everyone makes sure they're holding onto something sturdy

    A Wynaut walks into a bar...
     

    CelloX

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    ...and floods the bar with snow.

    A heracross walks into the bar...
     

    CelloX

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    and attacks the overly flirty patrons

    A togepi walks into the bar...
     

    CelloX

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    ...and gets told to leave, because absols are "unlucky" Too bad the patrons didn't read its pokedex entry, or they would realize the bar itself was dangerous

    A falinks walks into a bar...
     
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