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So a Sandshrew walks into a bar...

...and melts. Room temperature. Woops.

So a Sandslash burrows into the bar...
 
... and has to pay thousands of dollars in damages to the flooring.

then a shuckle crawls into the bar...
 
...and is immediately thrown out again for smuggling in liquor. No outside merchandise allowed!

A Seviper slithers into the bar...
 
... and becomes the first victor of the mechanical bull.

So anyway, a spoink hops into a bar...
 
...and drops its pearl onto my drink. now look what you've done you little...

ugh, but then a shellder scurries into the bar...
 
...and uses its spikes at its back to open cans for everyone. what a nice guy.

a drifblim floats into a bar...
 
And everyone makes sure they're holding onto something sturdy

A Wynaut walks into a bar...
 
...and floods the bar with snow.

A heracross walks into the bar...
 
and attacks the overly flirty patrons

A togepi walks into the bar...
 
...and gets told to leave, because absols are "unlucky" Too bad the patrons didn't read its pokedex entry, or they would realize the bar itself was dangerous

A falinks walks into a bar...
 
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