So a Sandshrew walks into a bar...

[pkmin3033]

...and melts. Room temperature. Woops.

So a Sandslash burrows into the bar...

 

[Roni]

... and has to pay thousands of dollars in damages to the flooring.

then a shuckle crawls into the bar...

 

[pkmin3033]

...and is immediately thrown out again for smuggling in liquor. No outside merchandise allowed!

A Seviper slithers into the bar...

 

[Roni]

...and starts a barfight as soon as it spots Zangoose.

a victini moseys into a bar...

 

[Bug]

... and becomes the first victor of the mechanical bull.

So anyway, a spoink hops into a bar...

 

[Roni]

...and drops its pearl onto my drink. now look what you've done you little...

ugh, but then a shellder scurries into the bar...

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

...and it trips and falls onto the tail of a Slowpoke, triggering it's evolution.

A Croconaw walks into the bar...

 

[Roni]

...and uses its spikes at its back to open cans for everyone. what a nice guy.

a drifblim floats into a bar...

 

[Bug]

And everyone makes sure they're holding onto something sturdy

A Wynaut walks into a bar...

 

[Roni]

...& the bartender got his order wrong but he's still smilin!

a hitmontop spins into the bar...

 

[RadEmpoleon]

...and accidentally knocks down some chairs, much to the bar owner's dismay.

An Abomasnow stomps into the bar...

 

[CelloX]

...and floods the bar with snow.

A heracross walks into the bar...

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

And accidentally Karate chops the counter.

A Hypno walks into the bar...

 

[Roni]

...and puts all employees to sleep so it can get free drinks

a Croagunk walks into a bar...

 

[CelloX]

and attacks the overly flirty patrons

A togepi walks into the bar...

 

[Roni]

...and cracks under the peer pressure to drink

a Sneasel walks into a bar...

 

[Starlight]

...and orders a Pidgey eggnog

So, an Absol walks into the bar...

 

[CelloX]

...and gets told to leave, because absols are "unlucky" Too bad the patrons didn't read its pokedex entry, or they would realize the bar itself was dangerous

A falinks walks into a bar...

 

[Starlight]

...and only finds 5 seats.

So, a Ledyba walks into a bar...

 

[Roni]

...and gets mistaken for a mario character

a Ho-oh flies into a bar...