IMPORTANT: 100 Word Policy (April Fools! What really? Oh you fell for it!)

Honestly, I know April Fools is not a great time to be posting notices about legit policies but this is something that needs to happen immediately.

It has recently come to our attention that posts here in the RPT have become exceptionally and extremely long and this is just a problem we cannot afford to have. It drives potential new RPers away because it's intimidating, it bores readers to tears and for those of us who have to actually check your work to make sure you're not shitposting in secret, it's a colossal pain.

As such the Roleplay Theatre is now operating under a 100 word maximum policy. All posts exceeding this word limit will be dealt with swiftly and brutally. All new RPT mods are expected to follow this new policy and immediately infract rule-breakers.

-Glitter

If bait, you got me. Nice b8 m80

If not, I think that a full on maximum word restriction is a step in the wrong direction, at least as a section wide thing. Detailed in my post within another thread, I think that the issue is more about how we go about thinking of how to participate, and not so much about the length of our participation. This new rule might not have the right effect on the section, and certain RPs may suffer due to it, while others will have no discernable difference

Your own post exceeds 100 words, Glitter.

You are now permabanned.

Jauntier said:

Your own post exceeds 100 words, Glitter.

You are now permabanned.

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I won't tell if you don't.
Seriously though, staff announcements don't count obvs.

Finally comes the reign of the one liners!

Seriously though, we've heard so much talk about slow roleplays and JPs taking forever and decided to shift the RPT's atmosphere this drastically to make it more easy going and fun.

Our first implemented decision as smods (':

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ok

Finaaally. I've been asking for this for months ):.

JohnnyMustang said:

You don't get to choose over my section, get out.

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Mate, we overrule you lowly blues.

JohnnyMustang said:

Or do you

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Yup ^_^

Imagine all the meta posts you could make with the new max. Think about it.

yes

no more 101 word description of sex scenes, suck it E. L. James

we only got 100 words to save the world

I'm surprised I only have one infraction. I'm pretty sure a grand total of none of my posts fit in the lengtg

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Disclosed said:

we only got 100 words to save the world

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And then I saved the cheerleader.