Dear Anonymous

Dear anon,

We've been best friends for 3 years now and you're seriously amazing. It's amazing how well you understand me and are able to help with everything. I know you aren't a fan of her and I still don't know if it's because you're into me or if you really just don't think she's right for me. I know I've had hidden feelings for you for a while now, but I know coming out with them isn't worth losing the two most important people to me. Maybe you'll know someday, as long as I don't fall under the guilt.

And I hate when you wear makeup. You don't need it. STOP

Yo anon,

Been a while since I've loved you or anything. Hope you're doing well, in spite of how disconnected we became this past year. Thanks for waving goodbye to my stubborn heart. See ya.

da,

hi i like u. hope u like me too

Dear A,

Still stressing a bit over the mistake I made on Friday. I was just stressed and exhausted. Hopefully things will be fine on Monday, but I'm usually very careful and considerate so I will grow/learn from this.

Dear anon,

It's no secret that I've had privileges in my life that you didn't have. However, I have NEVER shoved the fact that I've had life better in anyone's face. I've never shown you anything but respect, I've even shared and supported your crappy music despite the fact that you sound like a retarded walrus on the mic. Still, after all the respect I've shown you, you choose to be rude, hateful and spiteful towards me. I know it's because you're mad that I've had a better life than you, but if you're really going to act like that then I am going to be the most self centered egotistical piece of crap you've ever came across. Your dad sold meth, my dad worked hard. Your frig was empty as a kid, mine was full. I had my first car given to me, you didn't. Get the hell over it and yourself. Hating me cause I was born into a good home life? Be primitive or be poor, not both you white trash piece of crap.

Fact of the matter is, you're only hurting yourself in the end. I mean, I show appreciation for the privilege I've received, and now I work hard and pay my dues. Don't think I won't rub it in your poor, dirty face that I got to eat in my childhood while you were hungry. If you're going to be irrational in your reasons for hating me, than I'm going to be irrational right back. Face it, you can't touch me. You're nothing more than another piece of white trash compared to me :*

Dear Jackass,

Stop taunting me with your wealth before I take a crowbar to your spine. You're no success. You're just a fat-ass has-been.

Sincerely,
The Annoyed

Dear A,

Thank yoooooUuuuuuu now please text/e-mail me with updates, or I'll just get worried.

dear anonymous,
i wish we could still be friends without our feelings getting in the way.

da,

you know, i was really holding out hope that we could work together. you told me to take a week or two to figure my shit out, i took a week and you blew me off. not cool.

Dear Anonymous,

You are one of my last links to my first years at uni and became one of my closest friends as the years passed on, and I truly hope that our connection lasts for a lifetime. I think I'm falling in love with you as we talk more and spend more time together. You're one of the best things to ever happen to me. Thank you.

Dear anon somewhere on the net...

Thanks for identifying that one piece of classical music in a certain opening I watched at some point. It took long for me on how to figure out what piece is it until you pointed it out :)

Dear anonymous,

I wish we didn't live so far apart. I wish.... when you're down, I wish I could hold you, or take you someplace nice to get your mind off it. I wish I could be there to make you feel calmer when your anxiety becomes overwhelming. I wish we could play video games together and just enjoy each other's presence. I wish we could be together. But most of all, I wish you could be comfortable enough to tell me definitively how you feel about me. I know you love me... but is it platonic, or do you feel what I do, and you're just not ready to try and deal with it?

Either way, as much as I wish things were different already, I'm not going to rush you. Tell me which it is on your own time. I'll survive either way and I'll move on if I have to. I would love to know, but you're dealing with a lot, and I'd hate to add to that by making you feel pressured. Especially considering the distance. You mean so much to me and I just want you to be happy, no matter what role that puts me in.

dear anonymous,
if you screw this up like you screw up everything else, i'll be extremely angry with you. i just want to go and see her and be happy again. she makes me happy. so if i can't end up seeing her bc of what you do, i'll be so angry with you. i probably won't talk to you for a week or more. you always mess everything up.

Dear anonymous,

Please stop looking at every situation you come across in a narrow-minded manner. It would not only benefit yourself by making you feel better, but it would also help those in your life to not get angry at you.

Dear Anonymous,

I'm not always the reason the internet isn't working for you. You just want to find an excuse to blame me for something. Also, calling me names is childish, and verbally abusive. Grow the hell up, you're 52.

dear anon,

you're impossible. i do nothing but support you, care for you, cheer for you and bend over backwards to make sure you're ok and then you treat me like dirt and guilt me over expressing perfectly human emotions. i'm not a toy! either start treating me better or expect less from me smh

dear anon,
i'm glad to know that you still like me that way. however, such is a sad predicament as well as you're still taken. we'll just have to hope our feelings for each other fade away.

da,

I miss you and I wish this didn't happen so semi-regularly now u_u