Here's my number - call me maybe?

You're in a bar one late Saturday night and notice the most attractive person you've ever come across in your life standing right in front of you. You can see someone else eyeing them up from across the room and making their way over to buy them a drink and seduce the potential love of your life - it's now or never or you'll lose them forever. What's your best move or chat-up line to make sure they're your's?

I probably would've given up the second I laid eyes on them buuuut I guess I could go over and say "hey you're hot," hoping that my bluntness and awkwardness will win the battle lol. Not a fan of pickup lines or moves frankly because I don't know any.

"Would you like to taste the dark side of life?"

Rofl I've never had the balls to use any pick up lines before to be honest, just usually stay away. I'll have to try using the above line some day though IRL and document my findings. FOR SCIENCE!!!

I go back home and hide under the covers. Forever Alone.

My mind would be filled with thoughts that would let me down...like "what if he doesn't like me? What if he thinks I'm ugly? WHY AM I SO NERVOUS ABOUT THIS?"

I just get really nervous. But he might be the guy I want to be with, so I'd go and start a convo with him, and hopefully he isn't that much of a jerk.

Nothing and here are the reasons:

I am too young to drink in bar.
If she is attractive I don't stand a chance.
If she is unattractive I don't stand a chance.
If she is male I don't stand a chance.
If she is a camel I don't stand a chance.
I don't stand a chance.

I... I don't know any pickup lines. I'm socially awkward. It'd probably be something like "uh hi you're cute? :D" and then the person would just shake their head and leave with the other person and oh look I blew it. D:

Seems like this only works the other way around.. I wouldn't want to throw myself t someone's feet like a piece if meat.. because a lot of dudes at bars are looking for one thing.. but I would just go over and say hi.. Though.. this isn't really applicable for me anymore .o.

Fireworks said:

Nothing and here are the reasons:

I am too young to drink in bar.
If she is attractive I don't stand a chance.
If she is unattractive I don't stand a chance.
If she is male I don't stand a chance.
If she is a camel I don't stand a chance.
I don't stand a chance.

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Favorite post ever. XD

My social anxiety would get the better of me and I would do absolutely nothing. Especially if someone else is making a move; if there is even the tiniest bit of competition, I already lost.

What I would do?

Walk over to the girl
Pop out my DS
Show her my collection of legendaries and shinies

Now jump start to a few years later. Married. Yup.

Take out my yu-gi-oh deck and duel them for my virginity

Well first of all I'm going to kindly ask the other guy to stop eying the girl, it is rude.
Next, since this is a bar, he will likely get angry.
Since I am sober (I never drink) I should easily subdue him. (Results may vary)
The girl will have either left or stayed to watch by this point.
If she stayed, I will ask her out, for I have done the most primitive way of flattering
If she left, oh well maybe net time
If she is angry because I got in a fight, point out it was self defense.

If going for a dude, I have no idea...
I suppose you could get him to ake the first move if you are shy. Though I don't think a bar fight would be the best way to show how much of a woman you are...





(Note that this post is in no way serious.)

"Hey...I'm a Tier 4 supporter on PokeCommunity.com....call me ;)"

Harlequin said:

"Hey...I'm a Tier 4 supporter on PokeCommunity.com....call me ;)"

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I'm a pretty confident person, so I'll just walk up to him and steal the scene.

"If you were a pirate, would you wear your parrot on this shoulder?" *taps nearest shoulder* "Or thiiiiiiiiis shoulder?" *taps other shoulder/puts arm around them*

Gets 'em every time.

AlexOzzyCake said:

You're in a bar one late Saturday night and notice the most attractive person you've ever come across in your life standing right in front of you. You can see someone else eyeing them up from across the room and making their way over to buy them a drink and seduce the potential love of your life - it's now or never or you'll lose them forever. What's your best move or chat-up line to make sure they're your's?

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Bust the guy upside the head with a bottle and assert my dominance to her as the alpha-male.

I assume we're all drunk.

I'll walk up to her and sang this...

♫Excuse me miss♫
♫But whats your name?♫
♫And where you from and can I come?♫
♫And possibly...Can I take you out tonight?♫
♫To a movie or to the park.♫
♫I'll have you home, before it's dark.(WHOOOO)♫
♫So let me know...Can I take you out tonight?♫

Just sang that...and I'll bet. *snap finger* You'll get dat number.

I wouldn't have a chance anyway; I'd just watch and see how it unfolds. If I had to though, I'd go over and compliment them on their hair, because it's the first thing that I like to compliment on. I'd also try to get into some sort of discussion, and if the other guy interrupts, I'd probably say "D'ya mind pal? We're talking here" and hope that he goes.

I would grab her hand and...probably faint because I'm wasted.