~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted, but now Megan is your boss, and she watches you work while swinging a dangerous hammer...

I wish for an infinite supply of raspberries.

Granted but they go bad very quickly. I hope you are very hungry!

I wish for some magic accessories!

Your magical accessory is a rock to which you are chained, the key is at the top of a hill…and every time you touch it the rock magically transplants you back to the bottom sans key

I wish John Lennon were still alive

Granted. Half the world's population dies in exchange though =\

I wish for a Mech Suit.

Starlight said:

Granted! Your new cat is called Epiphany 😊

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Thank you so much =D

Granted, but it requires precise vocal commands to switch on and you can only say "Glaceon"!

I wish for an Iron Mon suit!

Granted, but it is just a tiny bit too short making you feel really uncomfortable when inside!

I wish for some colorful pencils!

Granted! But now you can only see in black and white.

I wish I didn't procrastinate too much

Granted but now you get everything done in seconds. You never again have anything "to do" and you spend the rest of eternity bored ;(

I wish grass never needed cutting.

Granted! But now there is no grass in the world. No need to thank me ;)

I wish my baby could understand theoretical physics

Granted! Your baby's understanding far surpasses your own, such that as soon as it can talk it shames you for your idiocy.

I wish there were no more nuclear weapons

Granted! There is now antimatter weapons...

I wish we could travel over light speed!

Granted, we can now teleport anywhere without any delay. Might wanna check if you're still in one piece upon arrival 😉

I wish for a Gigantamax form.

Congrats, you - ReKoil - have your very own Gigantamax form! Whenever you are exposed to enough 5G you painfully transform to become over 100 feet tall, immeasurably heavy, with a new signature move "OMFGThis(person)JustTurnedIntoGodzillaCrushedAnEntireBlockToDeath" activated upon transformation (increased priority, ahead of even Extremespeed)


I wish I had the superpower Curtis in Misfits trades for - able to switch genders at will (before you say ha! Periods! He gets those in the show as a She, I'm thinking a calendar would be important to make sure I'd be a man on those days haha).

Granted, but to receive it you need to get to the end of the waiting line. And there's a lot of people already waiting there. Like: lots and lots of people waiting there just to get it, as well.

I wish for my apartment to clean itself automatically!

Granted, it seals the doors and windows, and does a full spin cycle! I hope you and all your stuff are waterproof!!!

I wish to finish my bucket list

Granted. You've successfully tracked down and obtained every single type of bucket you wrote down on your list!

I wish for water bottles that I can fill with water and which yet weigh just as much as when they were empty!

Granted, but you can only put water vapour inside of the bottles, and not too much, otherwise it becomes liquid water...

I wish for a castle to live in.

Granted, but it's haunted by the worst types of creatures: vampires in form of mosquitos!

I wish for a way out of any dire situation!

Granted.... but you now see pop ups everywhere you go when none else can... all promoting Dire Hits!

I wish for better puns.

By the unknown power vested in me, i grant your wish!

...But no one will ever laugh at them again.

I wish for my good for nothing Joy-Cons to start working properly again.