~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[StCooler]

Granted, but now Megan is your boss, and she watches you work while swinging a dangerous hammer...

I wish for an infinite supply of raspberries.

 

[Megan]

Granted but they go bad very quickly. I hope you are very hungry!

I wish for some magic accessories!

 

[Amore]

Your magical accessory is a rock to which you are chained, the key is at the top of a hill…and every time you touch it the rock magically transplants you back to the bottom sans key

I wish John Lennon were still alive

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. Half the world's population dies in exchange though =\

I wish for a Mech Suit.

Spoiler:

I mean if Sylveon gets one, I want one too D=

Granted! Your new cat is called Epiphany 😊

Thank you so much =D

Spoiler:

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but it requires precise vocal commands to switch on and you can only say "Glaceon"!

I wish for an Iron Mon suit!

Spoiler:

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it is just a tiny bit too short making you feel really uncomfortable when inside!

I wish for some colorful pencils!

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! But now you can only see in black and white.

I wish I didn't procrastinate too much

 

[Starlight]

Granted but now you get everything done in seconds. You never again have anything "to do" and you spend the rest of eternity bored ;(

I wish grass never needed cutting.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! But now there is no grass in the world. No need to thank me ;)

I wish my baby could understand theoretical physics

 

[Amore]

Granted! Your baby's understanding far surpasses your own, such that as soon as it can talk it shames you for your idiocy.

I wish there were no more nuclear weapons

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! There is now antimatter weapons...

I wish we could travel over light speed!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, we can now teleport anywhere without any delay. Might wanna check if you're still in one piece upon arrival 😉

I wish for a Gigantamax form.

Spoiler:

 

[Amore]

Congrats, you - ReKoil - have your very own Gigantamax form! Whenever you are exposed to enough 5G you painfully transform to become over 100 feet tall, immeasurably heavy, with a new signature move "OMFGThis(person)JustTurnedIntoGodzillaCrushedAnEntireBlockToDeath" activated upon transformation (increased priority, ahead of even Extremespeed)


I wish I had the superpower Curtis in Misfits trades for - able to switch genders at will (before you say ha! Periods! He gets those in the show as a She, I'm thinking a calendar would be important to make sure I'd be a man on those days haha).

 

[Megan]

Granted, but to receive it you need to get to the end of the waiting line. And there's a lot of people already waiting there. Like: lots and lots of people waiting there just to get it, as well.

I wish for my apartment to clean itself automatically!

 

[Starlight]

Granted, it seals the doors and windows, and does a full spin cycle! I hope you and all your stuff are waterproof!!!

I wish to finish my bucket list

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. You've successfully tracked down and obtained every single type of bucket you wrote down on your list!

I wish for water bottles that I can fill with water and which yet weigh just as much as when they were empty!

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but you can only put water vapour inside of the bottles, and not too much, otherwise it becomes liquid water...

I wish for a castle to live in.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's haunted by the worst types of creatures: vampires in form of mosquitos!

I wish for a way out of any dire situation!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted.... but you now see pop ups everywhere you go when none else can... all promoting Dire Hits!

I wish for better puns.

 

[The Foogle]

By the unknown power vested in me, i grant your wish!

...But no one will ever laugh at them again.

I wish for my good for nothing Joy-Cons to start working properly again.