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Oh officer, I can explain.

Lycanthropy

Lycanthropy

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    • I'm just giving it a hug. I was making sure to jump along with it, don't worry. :)

    Hey, why is your Pikachu holding a sword. We don't allow that kind of held items! D:
     
    Zoroark Cutie

    Zoroark Cutie

    The Illusion Fox Skyfarer
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    • It's a fake sword that I made from him for a custom costume I made for him. Nothing is wrong with that.

    I just saw you collect a PokeBall from a trainer. You're supposed to only take their money. What did you do?
     
    Adam Levine

    Adam Levine

    [color=#ffffff][font="Century Gothic"]I have tried
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    • This trainer is actually a PokéStop, officer!

    So...are you dressing up as a Hypno? For what?
     
    Adam Levine

    Adam Levine

    [color=#ffffff][font="Century Gothic"]I have tried
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    • That's his medication! He has to drink LOTS of it.

    Why does your Pokémon have two natures?
     
    Lycanthropy

    Lycanthropy

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    • Why yes, you can't just describe a Pokémon with one emotion. It's a sentient being, y'know.

    Hey, what are you doing with that lawnmower? Wild Pokémon live in the tall grass!
     
    PageEmp

    PageEmp

    No money puns. They just don’t make cents.
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    • He always wanted to have a focus sash but we can't afford one so I decided to give him an ability version of it.

    You found a level 100 Venomoth in the wild...?
     
    HyperMorian

    HyperMorian

    Busy with University.
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    • No sir, it was actually my Venomoth to deal with that Vileplume.

    Did you just sailed on Royal Unova at midnight?
     
    MizEileen

    MizEileen

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    • Lapras, officer, surely you jest. Lapras are part of Niantic's bait and switch conspiracy. Yes, I have a dozen Magickarp to my name. Don't stop believing.

    Did you just come into work tardy for the third time this week because you've been shooting Pokes outside the office door?
     
    PageEmp

    PageEmp

    No money puns. They just don’t make cents.
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    • Uh, these aren't balls, they are, uh, Magnetons! Yeah. Prove me wrong.

    Excuse me, are you giving drugs to your Weedle?
     
    Meadow

    Meadow

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    • Eeep! I, uh... I kinda thought it was ice cream, so I took it off the counter and gave it to my Sandshrew... Wait, that makes me guilty, doesn't it? *RUNS*

    Hey, you there! Did you just use three Hyper Potions in the same turn during a battle?! That's against the rules!
     
    LadyLucina

    LadyLucina

    Together We Ride
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    • Surely you must be mistaken, officer. My friends and I are in the middle of a Triple Battle. This time, we have 3 people versus 3 other people.

    Would you kindly explain how you managed to acquire $30,000 in one Trainer Battle?
     
    Meadow

    Meadow

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    • Hmm, let's see about that... Happy Hour + Pay Day + Amulet Coin + Prize Money Power + Elite Four + Cheat Codes = Profit! I think that adds up... hopefully! :D *sweats nervously*

    Wait a minute, did you just somehow toss a Key Item? Not only is that illegal, but also how on earth did you manage to do that anyway?!
     
    LilyGardy

    LilyGardy

    The Flowering Pokemon
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    • The guy in the store said he had no use for the evil teams hideout key and I don't as I have already defeated them.

    Hold it right there, You have been KOing that Rockruff's reinforcements for the past 4 hours. Why are you doing such a thing?
     
    SoaPuffball

    SoaPuffball

    Dat one guy who loves Diancie even though he is a
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    • Seen Oct 8, 2017
    Oh, we locked eyes. The battle took that long since he just kept using Ultra Potions and Max Revives at his Pokémon. (Might be the point for my next accusation!)

    Hey, mister/miss! Why do you have my Diancite in that bag?
     
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