Did you really just do that?

So my dear [user]Graine[/user] tried to remove his dry skin from his eyebrows with a vaccum cleaner, and almost got his eyeball sucked in. I also explained to him how I burned my arm on my boiler, and he immediately tested it and got burned in the exact same way. All in the span of a week.

So, what really really stupid and/or dangerous things have you done?

Age 3: I wonder what happens if I stick this metal bolt into the light bulb socket of a live lamp?

Age 4: I wonder why my dad told me not to touch this burning firework thing (Sparkler)?

Age 16: I wonder why this cup of noodles I put in the microwave, forgetting to add any water, is smelling so weird?

Age 16: I wonder if this chemical mixture I heated to boiling is still hot? Better check with my finger. >_>

Age 25: I wonder what will happen if I try to send several MB of data through an open port at once?

Age 25: I wonder how I managed to go this long without accidentally running this virus out of its sandbox, whoops never mind. >_>

Not much has changed... XD

Edit: Oh and reading that little bit about the vacuum and eyeball makes my eye feel horribly uncomfortable. :O

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see what i have become now

Too many to count lol

string555 said:

Edit: Oh and reading that little bit about the vacuum and eyeball makes my eye feel horribly uncomfortable. :O

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I actually felt my eyeball trying to escape its socket. It was great.

Bought Wendy's, it was cold when I got home, so I tried microwaving it and I forgot to remove the tinfoil. Watching the microwave flash all sorts of bright colors, I was scared it was going to explode.

Once took a sip of hot chocolate right after my grandmother said it was too hot.

Graine said:

I actually felt my eyeball trying to escape its socket. It was great.

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That's horrible. You're horrible for describing that to me. HORRIBLE! >:3

string555 said:

That's horrible. You're horrible for describing that to me. HORRIBLE! >:3

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He spent 15 minutes laying on the couch, clutching his eye afterwards

Soapy ? said:

He spent 15 minutes laying on the couch, clutching his eye afterwards

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More like 2 minutes. Soapy has a tendency to exaggerate a bit.

Imma retell this from Discord:

In high school, we all got the chance to make tye-dye shirts from the science department, but my teacher was the one jackass who bought Kool-Aid and pocketed the extra money. Jerk promised it was the same thing!

So I did everything as instructed, and days later I washed my shirt. It ended up white again.

My "tell" used to be scratching at a raspberry birthmark on my hand that annoyed me. Among all the things a socially-awkward kid like me went through, the shirt was the last straw, and I scratch myself open. As my hand dripped with blood, I noticed it dripped on the shirt that I tossed onto the floor days before... and I decorated it.

Whenever I needed more paint, I'd scratch away. It was fun decorating it! And I wore it to school the next day! This cute chick asked me "Is this real?" while touching it. Like what, couldn't she wait for a yes or no? God, she was pretty but stupid! XDDDDDD

I miss that shirt.

I'm recoiling and wincing every time I think about a vacuum in my face.

Thanks Graine. u_u

omg fiston what u doin

I cycled down the stairs at the age of three

Graine said:

I actually felt my eyeball trying to escape its socket. It was great.

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I spent 5 minutes hand holding my eye, thanks. ?

At least you all know not to put a vaccum cleaner on your face now lmao

My eyeball cringed while reading this

What is this eyeball trickery everyone is talking about? ????

So like, if you could pop out both of your eyeballs while they are still attached and everything, and you made them face each other, what would you see? I mean, of course you would see your own eyeballs, but how would it look to you? :X

I broke my own foot by standing on it.
I'm still not as stupid as Graine.