1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

[RadEmpoleon]

221. Fall asleep on the register

 

[Lysander]

222. Try to pay the cashier using play money you found on the shelves.

 

[Hermione Granger]

223. Walk into a store in your birthday suit shouting I got the goods.

 

[Lysander]

224. Put every last item in the shop into your trolley.

 

[ReKoil]

225.

Build a Chappa'ai in the middle of the store and dial to a planet of shapeshifters....

Spoiler:

 

[Lysander]

226. Race your friends across the store on motorbikes.

 

[Megan]

227. Take tire pumps and have a sword fight with them.

 

[StCooler]

228. When talking to the cashier, take a one-minute break between every word you pronounce.

 

[Hermione Granger]

229. Walk in as Jason Voorhees.

 

[ReKoil]

230.

Tell the store staff that your name is Karen.

228. When talking to the cashier, take a one-minute break between every word you pronounce.

you monster! 😱

 

[Tsutarja]

231

remove all the letters in the arts & crafts area and move them to the clearance aisle

 

[Arcaneum]

232.

Lizards. Lizards everywhere. All the lizards in the store.

 

[Starlight]

233.

Practice your baseball swing in the lighting aisle...

 

[ReKoil]

234.

Play the Doom soundtrack over the PA and watch what ensues.....

 

[Arcaneum]

235.

Making the store the new set for the upcoming superhero flick.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

236. Offer young children some candy from a van

 

[Starlight]

236. Offer young children some candy from a van

Don't take the candy!!!!


237.

Take in 12 friends and some paintball guns...

 

[ReKoil]

238.

Bring a price gun and give yourself a nice discount on everything =D

 

[Mahian23]

239.

KIck every man in the ass and kill a flying bass.

 

[Starlight]

240.

Set up an arm wrestling table in aisle 4 and demand that every customer face the manager in gauntlet competition