1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

121. Ask where they keep the scythes :)
 
122.

And then replace them with the ones cooler forged. Which will sell out lightning fast, as they last a life time.
Too bad the store didn't know or they could've made a fortune 😉
 
126.
Break a skylight, rope down in full tactical gear, point your very real looking gun at some random person, and pretend you're SWAT arresting a criminal!
 
130. Wear "free hugs" signs, but after the hug, reveal that it's a paid service.
 
134. Dress like a mummy and slowly approach every customer.
 
133

Warm up all the soup in the store and hand it out to homeless people, free of charge.




134. Dress like a mummy and slowly approach every customer.

Dear goodness Cooler! 😱


138.

Play christmas songs over the sound system... in May!
 
139.

Hand everyone who enters the store special tokens that will supposedly give them a prize when they are at the register..... that prize being a free (possessed) chuckie doll!
 
140.

Disguise yourself as a Squirtle and attack people with a water gun!


Hand everyone who enters the store special tokens that will supposedly give them a prize when they are at the register..... that prize being a free (possessed) chuckie doll!
Even not possessed, I don't want chuckie anywhere near me :(
 
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