1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

[Eleanor]

101. Make the tiniest holes in full water bottles and watch customers leave a trail of water around the place!

 

[Starlight]

102.

Act normally 😅

 

[Megan]

103

Built a castle out of cans and throw dragon plushies at them. We're under attack! D:

Act normally 😅

So, be a Karen and demand to speak to the manager?

 

[Eleanor]

104. Start taking pictures of all the price tags

 

[Starlight]

105.

Split up all the multi-packs on the shelves.

 

[StCooler]

106. Come with an implanted megaphone.

 

[Eleanor]

107. Press a large amount of squeaky dog toys at the same time

 

[ReKoil]

108.

Put 'Caution: Wet floor' signs everywhere and start grabbing people by the hand and dragging them along for a run through the store.

 

[Starlight]

109.

Sell tickets at the door for a free-for-all supermarket sweep.

 

[StCooler]

110. Randomly switch the expiry dates of all products.

 

[Eleanor]

111. Sneak into the personnel-only areas!

 

[ReKoil]

112.

Force everyone who enters to watch the Emoji movie.
Never seen it, but it's allegedly really really bad lol.

 

[Starlight]

113.

Replace all the toothpaste with buttercream frosting!

 

[Megan]

114

Replace all the unhealthy food with healthy but more expensive food.

 

[ReKoil]

115

Open up a special register where people can pay with an App you invented which sends all the money made to your own bank account. Thanks for the dosh Walmart! =o

 

[Eleanor]

116. Pretend to be a worker and direct people to useless products or bad clothes

 

[StCooler]

117. Be a worker and direct people to useless products or bad clothes :)

 

[ReKoil]

118.
Set up a stage in the middle of the store and invite nothing but newbie bands who are still learning how to play.

 

[Zeostar]

119.

Take all the frozen macaroni boxes out of the freezer, lay down on the floor with them, loudly talk with the boxes about politics.

 

[Starlight]

120.

Ask where they keep the New Coke.