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1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3
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Tell the casheer that you get everything for free because they didn't yell "UNO" when they only had one more product to scan.
Tell the casheer that you get everything for free because they didn't yell "UNO" when they only had one more product to scan.
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Walk into Walmart yelling I'm bringing in Karens with water guns
Walk into Walmart yelling I'm bringing in Karens with water guns
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Convince a college class that if they go to the store and declare that America is now Bmerica they would get extra credit on their worst exam grade.
Meaning the USA would be USB.
If it joins with Canada it would be USB-C. Unless a small state leaves USB, then would said small state be Micro-USB.
Guys I'm so sorry I stole that from Reddithelp me
Convince a college class that if they go to the store and declare that America is now Bmerica they would get extra credit on their worst exam grade.
Meaning the USA would be USB.
If it joins with Canada it would be USB-C. Unless a small state leaves USB, then would said small state be Micro-USB.
Guys I'm so sorry I stole that from Reddit
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Going up to the manager and point blank yell "YOURRR FIRRRRREEEDDDDDD!!!!!!"
Going up to the manager and point blank yell "YOURRR FIRRRRREEEDDDDDD!!!!!!"
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Pick up a can of soup and ask every customer if it is canned pudding.
Pick up a can of soup and ask every customer if it is canned pudding.
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Use one of these and go 'people bowling':
Use one of these and go 'people bowling':
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Lick the ice cream and put it back.
Lick the ice cream and put it back.
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Enter without a mask.
Enter without a mask.
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Offer free hugs and wait for people to hug you. Hugging you is free after all, you hugging them on the other hand... 🤑
Offer free hugs and wait for people to hug you. Hugging you is free after all, you hugging them on the other hand... 🤑
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Steal a "free" hug then run before security can grab you!
Steal a "free" hug then run before security can grab you!
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Ask if you can pay in Bitcoin.
Ask if you can pay in Bitcoin.
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Sit in a shopping cart and force an employee to drive you around the store :fufu:
Sit in a shopping cart and force an employee to drive you around the store :fufu:
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Play the top Christmas songs... in May!
Play the top Christmas songs... in May!
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Sell every good as an NFT.
Sell every good as an NFT.
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Change the store policy so that employees can only sell to people who bring their pets along.
And then abduct the pets upon checkout 😈
Change the store policy so that employees can only sell to people who bring their pets along.
And then abduct the pets upon checkout 😈
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Start a policy of "renting" everything formerly for sale. You no longer own that banana, you lease it. Walmart retains all ownership...
Start a policy of "renting" everything formerly for sale. You no longer own that banana, you lease it. Walmart retains all ownership...
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Completely restock the store with dated stuff that nobody buys anymore. VHS player anyone? How about a Gramophone?
Completely restock the store with dated stuff that nobody buys anymore. VHS player anyone? How about a Gramophone?
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Ask to buy a VHS player ;)
Ask to buy a VHS player ;)