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Flood the store and sit down in a chair on top of a shelf with a fishing rod.
Flood the store and sit down in a chair on top of a shelf with a fishing rod.
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1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3
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Bring Regice in and explain your valid reason which is not to let the chocolate food in the Walmart melt!
Bring Regice in and explain your valid reason which is not to let the chocolate food in the Walmart melt!
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mainly posting to fix the number.
Turn the store into a big go kart track and use motorized shopping carts to race.
mainly posting to fix the number.
Turn the store into a big go kart track and use motorized shopping carts to race.
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Rig Lace the handles of carts with super glue
Rig Lace the handles of carts with super glue
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Start a roller derby with the other customers.
Start a roller derby with the other customers.
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Enter the Walmart and start talking to everyone in there to see what they have to say.
Enter the Walmart and start talking to everyone in there to see what they have to say.
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Perform a summoning ritual with the customers as the sacrifices...
... I shall summon the greatest, grandest, most delicious chocolate bar ever!
Perform a summoning ritual with the customers as the sacrifices...
... I shall summon the greatest, grandest, most delicious chocolate bar ever!
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Threaten the cashiers with a prairie dog and tell them to give you 20% of there profits.
Threaten the cashiers with a prairie dog and tell them to give you 20% of there profits.
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Invite a hoard of loot goblins to the store and tell them everything's free for them to take!
Invite a hoard of loot goblins to the store and tell them everything's free for them to take!
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Turn all the aisles into a pathway of boxes and open the doors to the local cat population...
Turn all the aisles into a pathway of boxes and open the doors to the local cat population...
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Summon an army of spiders to scare everyone away!
Summon an army of spiders to scare everyone away!
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Open every chocolate biscuits package and taste their content before buying them!
Open every chocolate biscuits package and taste their content before buying them!
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Test out all the video games without paying.
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Dress up your cat as a Ravager and unleash it into the store like abull cat in a china shop.
Dress up your cat as a Ravager and unleash it into the store like a
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USE EXTREME SPEED TO GET AROUND, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
USE EXTREME SPEED TO GET AROUND, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Hurriedly run through the store asking everyone to help you find your missing child, only for said child to actually be a stuffed animal sitting in a toy bin. (that you then try to take without paying for it :p)
Hurriedly run through the store asking everyone to help you find your missing child, only for said child to actually be a stuffed animal sitting in a toy bin. (that you then try to take without paying for it :p)
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Play a game of Jumanji with the other customers... 😙
Play a game of Jumanji with the other customers... 😙
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Put all the popcorn in the microwave and heat it up with the door open!
Put all the popcorn in the microwave and heat it up with the door open!
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678.
Offer free tattoos to Target customers
Offer free tattoos to Target customers
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679. Give the customers helicopter spins over your shoulders (spin them around) and they can rest in those inflatable bed thingies.
(speaking as a British person, I have had the privilege to go in one Walmart in my life in 2017 to a convention at Washington state)
(speaking as a British person, I have had the privilege to go in one Walmart in my life in 2017 to a convention at Washington state)