DerpyTails
PokeBrony
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- Age 39
- Philadelphia, PA
- Seen May 27, 2015
Day 25. A Game You Plan On Playing
For when I can get it, LittleBigPlanet 3
For when I can get it, LittleBigPlanet 3
Stanly Walked into the broom closet, but there was nothing here, so Stanly turned around and got back on track.
There was nothing here, no choice to make, no path to follow, just an empty broom closet. No reason to still be here.
It was baffling that Stanly was still sitting the broom closet, he wasn't even doing anything. At least if there was something to interact with he would be justified in some way, but he was literally just standing there doing sweet F.A.
Are you still in the broom closet? Standing around doing nothing? Why? Please offer me some explanation here I'm-I'm genuinely confused.
You do realize that there's no choice or anything to do in here right? If I'd said "Stanly walked past the broom closet" at least you would have a reason for exploring it to find out. But it didn't even occur to me because literally this closet is of absolutely no significance to the story whatsoever. I never would have thought to mention it.
Maybe, somehow, to you this closet is its own branching path. Maybe, when you go talk about this with your friends you'll say "Oh, did you get the broom closet ending? The broom closet ending was my favorite!" I hope you're friends find this concerning.
Stanly was fat and ugly and really really stupid. He probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is. That or with drug money, also he's addicted to drugs.
Well I've come to a very definite conclusion about what's going on right now: You're dead. You walked into this broom closet, explored it a bit, and were just about to leave because there's nothing here. When suddenly a physical melody of some sort shut down your central nervous system and you collapsed on the keyboard. Well in a situation like this, the responsible thing to do is to alert someone nearby to ensure that your body is taken care of, before it begins to decompose. Hello! Anyone who happens to be nearby! The person at this computer is dead! He or she has fallen prey to any number of your countless human physiological vulnerabilities. It is indicative of the long-term sustainability of your species. Please remove their corpse from the area, and instruct another human to take their place at the computer. Making sure they understand basic first-person video game mechanics and filling them in on the history of narrative tropes in video gaming, so that the irony, and insightful commentary of this game is not lost on them. Alright, when you've done that step out to the hallway.