~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. But they all turn out to be persons in charge of meetings who are wondering how they suddenly appeared there!

I wish to become a worldwide famous TV star!

 

[Starlight]

Granted!!! ... Now you are married to a Kardashian!

I wish for pizza.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. Everyone in your street gets free pizza, but not you =(

I wish for a cool summer.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but the mosquitoes are getting out of hand! :(

Reading about pizza really makes me wish I had some, as well!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. But you find out that they all contain an ingredient you're allergic to.

I wish for Gallades to stop trying to woo me.

 

[Retek]

Granted, but now you irritate them! >:)

I wish for hugs! ^^

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. This will be giving the hug.

Spoiler:

I wish to hit 10,000 posts.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. But they suddenly pop in as flying paper sheets everywhere in your house!

I wish for a driver's license! (Why couldn't I drive a car ?)

 

[Retek]

Granted! License for kid's car!

I wish to not be scared of the dogs in my street. ^^;

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. You're no longer scared. Which just means you won't run when they charge at you to gobble you up 😈

I wish for a portal to the pokeworld.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. Straight into the distortion world.

I wish for animals to have longer life spans.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it's the Pokéworld from Pokémon Blue and Red, so you live many bugs, when you check out your bag while going out of a building you start to rewrite the memory of the game, and you encounter MissingNO.

I wish to see a living dinosaur.

 

[Megan]

Granted, you go back in time and meet the past you who had a Kabutops avatar.

I wish for some apple juice!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but you get soaked by apple juice rain!

I wish to be shiny!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. But now every Gardevoir is. Which kinda makes it less special =\

I wish to see the Great Wall of China in person.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but she's very fickle.

I wish for a nice dinner! :3

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. Both of us do. So...I'll eat. You spectate.

I wish for 25 hours in a day.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. But you get 25 hours in a day in the North Pole, during the 6 months long midnight.

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted on a whim!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but each time you do so you have to create a Black Hole.

I wish to be better at cooking.

 

[StCooler]

Granted. Now you remember that you need water to cook rice and pasta, but that's it :)

I wish for Pokémon Violet and Scarlet to be good games.