Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

Oh you know..... the usual. The council will be deciding who to sacrifice to Cthulhu this time, and then we all go man the Surface to Air water cannons to ward of the Flying Dutchman.

How do you stay in shape?
 
Yes, until I trip and drop them.

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If this mess of letters actually meant something, what would it mean?
 
Have an unlimited supply of it!
Spoiler:


😇

How do you like my christmas tree?
Spoiler:
 
No. Saved the rest for starving children in Africa. Ships it all out at the end of the week. Imagines tons of grateful children's faces dropping as they open the box of rotting food. Teaches them valuable lessons about life, disappointment, and America. Sets them up for dealing with the world later in life (provided they make it).

Who caused this mess on the floor?
 
My sibling, Flareon ofc!
She went around melting all the ice I had spent hours making! I was gonna surprise you and teach you how to ice skate T^T

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Where did they teach you to become so fluent in gibberish? 🤔
 
Very simple.
KJQ dsd qkkd qsd Jkjsdq oa iuzqs dyqs qius iuqs qs iif qsiuysr yt rsuq qsdq sdee q qapi qsdqs.
Also, isdh oisfqi siudhfqsi dqidyf p dis diosduosi oi i i uyi ti tiy ryi ruy eu ytru du ydfku cjtrs ujy.
However, dqsd iqs i iu ty t yjtf wr jhg o mon iyg fyrtxtj lkb duti liu iyd teud ku l.
Finally, uiqyuy uy iuty ty rturt c rzqz rw grh rtivu noiop i bu t txt ytv ukv bjhb lkj n.

Why do you hang out with a Team Rocket grunt?!
 
Because at the end of the day people are still people. Just because some of them are forced to work jobs they don't like in order to get food on the table doesn't mean they're bad people. What's more: because they're so dehumanized at their work (they don't even get to call each other by their name) they know very well how bad it feels!

Can you teach me how to cook?
 
Do you have a microwave?

I could, but whenever someone eats my food they rip off their clothes and are left in their underwear. I wouldn't want to burden you with such power.
Referencing an anime btw =p

Who raided my chocolate stash? 😤
 
I don't think it would be fair to state any longer that it was acceptable to deny that it may or may not have been someone you know that couldn't possibly have not discovered the whereabouts of said stash and didn't not consume every morsel. If only sarcasm was easy to detect in words and, on top of that, I mean this is also the twisted edition too so make of that what you will 😇

Do you wish it was hotter right now?
 
Actually I live on the Antarctica, it's often -50°C, I'd like it to be just a bit hotter, like -25% would be enough.

How did you get a cold by 35°C ?
 
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