AlexOzzyCake didn't grow any taller.

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    HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY ALEX

    Alright, so as a good chunk of people already know, today it is everyone's favourite squirrelloving OzzyCake's birthday, moderator of Pokémon Clubs, and a ton of other stuff around here. Half of PC already know this, though Alex is one of the most amazing people ever born, he's always helping out here on PC, and today we're celebrating his 18th birthday. There's tons of other stuff to say about him, though if I was to write that, this thread wouldn't be out before after his birthday, so y'all better get around to wishing him happy birthday here, even if you have already! Oh, and remember to spam squirrel pics, it's really important!

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    ONCE AGAIN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU AMAZING PERSON!
     
    Happy Birthday Alex, hope you have a wonderful 18! I already told him this yesterday. -_-
    I bought you a extra cake in case ^ eats the one he brought you, hope you enjoy the nutty flavor.
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    They were having a 50 cents cake giveaway so I got this one for ya
     
    Happy 18th Birthday AlexOzzyCake!

    As part of your gift, I give you a squirrel:

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    Hope you adore his cuteness... and I can't believe you are only 18, that's like 2 years younger than me.

    And I hope you come to my 20th birthday come October.

    Have fun and don't eat too much OzzCakes! (Whoops, bad pun)

    - Hikari10
     
    Happy Birthday! This is the third time now, whateven.

    Hope you have a good day! Go buy some alcohol (legally) at last! ;D
     
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

    HAPPEH BIRTH DAY OZZY OSBOURNE. Now you're 18...wow your an old man...squirrel....thing now...
    [PokeCommunity.com] AlexOzzyCake didn't grow any taller.

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha jk.

    You probally bit more like this...
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    Anyways Ozzy I've haven't known you very long at all but I have enjoyed talking with you in IRC and on the forums, you even modified my signature for me! So because you have been a awesome friend, and a awesome person in genral, I thought I would give you your First Birthday Present (Yes I have more to come)

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    Along with the acorn you can also have someone to get drunk with (hint, hint, you can legally drink now!)
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    Have A Geat Birthday Ozzcakes, and make sure you're online for my future presents!
     
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUTE LITTLE SQUIRREL YOU <3

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    omg ozcake you're like....idk...a son? little brother? idk, whatever you are, you are still my best best best best best best best best best best best squirrel-loving friend. Keep shining, man...and stay adorable. I hope you had a wonderful 18th birthday...which I'm sure it's totally a blast! <3
     
    Happy birthday Alexandrius!

    Did you know in Russia you'd be called Sasha? :D

    You're an adult now, so you can buy alcohol, buy me some and I'll come to your house like you want...

    ANYWAY I LOVE YOU LONG TIME AND YEAH SQUIRRELS ETC HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOOOO PARTY
     
    Here have this instead!
    *pokemonelite2000 image removed*
    It's not a squirrel, but close enough. Happy birthday, Alex. Have a good one.
     
    WAYYYYY too much maturityyyyy *head explodes*

    Well, go do whatever grown-ups do >:( HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US, GROWING OLDER.

    Well, 15 year old temper tantrums aside, enjoy yer life, and don't forget to never leave PC :D

    Also did I mention that I feel more comfortable with you online than with my parents irl? Considering I have issues, that's pretty impressive.

    You're awesome c: maybes we can meet up someday irl :D
     


    Whyyyyyyyy am I a day late, this is disgraceful. D; Please don't hurt me. ;;

    Anyhoo, Alex, I'd just like to say that this large essay I am about to write to you better no be wasted on a server crash up, but I think you know most of what I think of you and what everyone thinks of you anyway, but I think that you're just too amazing not to tell you over and over again.

    Alex, Ozzy, Squirrel, sexyalex, Buizel, you've become one of my closest friends on here, in fact although we've only known eachother for a good couple of months... maybe going on a year? -- I've never met anyone like you. You're fun, you're kind, you're everything I look for in a friend and a person in general.

    Now, let's travel from the beginning.

    When we first met, I was just a noob to Pokemon Clubs probably still am xD just wandering around the forums, reading announcements and eventually making my way to the PoC IRC, where I met you, and the many of now my treasured friends on here. Particularly stuck with CSS for my grass type pokemon fan club, you offered to help, nothing I'm too surprised about because that's just who you are, so generous and so helpful -- but unfortunately my lack of organisation had led me to lose those precious pieces of text, until I just opted for a simple look. Over the next couple of days, we talked, I thought I might have found someone I really do enjoy getting to know, someone who I couldn't help but get to know. You quizzed, me, I qujizzed you and as time passed on we became closer. And it's only seems like yesterday this all unfolded.

    After a month or so, I got introduced to Olli and Mac, a quirky yet reallykind-hearted dude and a stinky, smelly, dawnfappingly crazy man, who really is just a cute teddy bear on the inside. As more people joined the IRC,(Flubb, Megan, Laura, Johnny, Sector, Halycon, Andy, Amy and many others) the more our friendships grew stronger, the more fun we had together, the more memories we all made. I think the time where we became the closest was when we moved onto Minecraft. I had soooo much fun, just playing, just have a genuinely good time with someone who I love to be around. We killed sheep, we dug wholes, we got married by a lava pool, we destroyed spider nests lyk bosses, we found diamonds and got blown up.

    In the end, even though we may be thousands of miles apart, and many more thousands of pixels away from one another, we're all the best of friends, united through our passions, our interests, our curiosities, we've made memories, shared laughs, exchanged and dealt with anger and sometimes confusion, but no matter what has happened and will happen, I will always be there for you, and I'm sure we all will be there for you, to support you and your dreams and goals, as you've supported us and the decision's we've made.

    So thanks Alex, thanks for everything, I will never forget you! Happy Birthday, my dearest friend and my pair. I hope you get everything you wish for because you deserve it more than anything, and I wish you good luck for the future! <3

    and I'd ttly get you a present rn but I don't have a paypal acc, which sucks but a snapshot of me posing will have to do. ;)

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    lol jk I wish, a real snap will head your way soon, I promise. :3
     
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    Happy Birthday Mr Squirrel!! I can't believe I didn't say this sooner! :(


    *Sector hands a Mega-Plush of Pachirisu that's a size of an actual tree*
     
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