Something that will keep me sleepless at night for many years to come is this: why give Alolan Dugtrio hair? They're whack-a-moles. Why is it humorous to give them hair? If they wanted to portray Dugtrio as an avid surfer, why not go all the way and have Alolan Dugtrio also be on a surfboard? I feel that would have been more humorous, because then it's like, "Dugtrio, what are you doing? How are you on that surfboard, bro?" But as it stands, it's just Dugtrio, coming out of the ground, with hair. Are there actually people underneath the surface--have my nightmares finally become a reality?
Wouldn't it have been more sensible--and more humorous--to give, say, the Machop line luscious locks instead? Brawly is a Fighting-Type specialist surfer. It's not like Fighting-Types can't be one with the waves.