Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[ReKoil]

This guy:

Spoiler:

It's actually from a commercial here =p

How many onions can you cut without crying?

 

[Megan]

A lot. Well, just as many as I have knives I can throw at them.

What's the lagest tree you ever dug under?

 

[StCooler]

I don't dig under trees, I scythe them, because otherwise, they one-shoot me.

When humans didn't exist, how did cats survive without being stroked?

 

[Starlight]

They had dedicated underlings whose job it was to stroke higher ranking members. That was until the great catastrophe, when rival tribes battled and tried to steal each other's greatest petters for themselves.

Almost every single feline fell in the great war. The only survivors were a small pagan tribe that had offered their opposable thumbs to the catnip goddess in exchange for protection.


Can you sing?

 

[Eleanor]

Yes, my favorite and only technique is pig squeals :))

Which is your favorite PokéCommunity color theme?

 

[Starlight]

I rather like the bloody Slowpoke tail theme, it's quite relaxing.

Have tou ever placed a bet?

 

[ReKoil]

No, but I accept quite a lot of bets and run of with the money 😈
Insert Oblivion Guard here: 'STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL S***'

How good are you at board games?

 

[StCooler]

I master the whiteboard and I'm pretty good with a blackboard.

Why don't animals grow wheels?
I mean, there are roads everywhere...

Insert Oblivion Guard here: 'STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL S***'

😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oblivion <3

 

[Eleanor]

Because they'd rather roll like Wooloo

What is your favorite insect, and why is it the grasshopper?

 

[StCooler]

I haven't tasted many insects, and I found that the grasshoppers were kinda "full of flesh" with that kinda crispy texture.

How to know if I am living in a simulator?
Am I a Sim?

 

[Starlight]

I'm afraid that is on a need to know basis, citizen 6524534.

How much is that doggy in the window?

 

[ReKoil]

If you mean this one:

Spoiler:

I'll give it to you for 10 kitties. Any less would be an insult to our feline overlords.

How big is your garden?

 

[StCooler]

Around 80% of the surface of the Earth. I'm an aquatic Pokémon after all.

Can you count to infinity?

 

[Zeostar]

I've done it 4 times already.

How much change is in your pocket?

 

[Megan]

None! It's in my wallet, silly! :P

How many planes have you crashed?

 

[StCooler]

Around 50 I think (cf. that damn plane part in GTA5)

Who is the world champion of hair twirling?

 

[ReKoil]

Anyone, but Megan's avatar.
*cough* Twisted Edition *cough* 😉
get it? =3

How many pets do you have?

 

[StCooler]

Five silly, can't you see my signature?

Can you pull a plane?

 

[Starlight]

If it finds me attractive, maybe.

What time is it?

 

[Megan]

Work time! D:

What's your least favorite movie?