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Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

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How many onions can you cut without crying?
 
I don't dig under trees, I scythe them, because otherwise, they one-shoot me.

When humans didn't exist, how did cats survive without being stroked?
 
They had dedicated underlings whose job it was to stroke higher ranking members. That was until the great catastrophe, when rival tribes battled and tried to steal each other's greatest petters for themselves.

Almost every single feline fell in the great war. The only survivors were a small pagan tribe that had offered their opposable thumbs to the catnip goddess in exchange for protection.


Can you sing?
 
I master the whiteboard and I'm pretty good with a blackboard.

Why don't animals grow wheels?
I mean, there are roads everywhere...


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Insert Oblivion Guard here: 'STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL S***'
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Oblivion <3
 
I haven't tasted many insects, and I found that the grasshoppers were kinda "full of flesh" with that kinda crispy texture.

How to know if I am living in a simulator?
Am I a Sim?
 
Around 80% of the surface of the Earth. I'm an aquatic Pokémon after all.

Can you count to infinity?
 
Around 50 I think (cf. that damn plane part in GTA5)

Who is the world champion of hair twirling?
 
Five silly, can't you see my signature?

Can you pull a plane?
 
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