Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[ReKoil]

I'm just imagining your reaction when you go to check on your chocolate stash 😇 😈

Why are you selling your car?

 

[Devalue]

Wanted a go-kart instead, like one from Mario Kart. Runs underwater. Survives collisions with trains, penguins, and cows without a scratch. Gets great gas mileage too.

Who are you dressed up as?

 

[Megan]

As a witch, of course! Whatever I dress up as is what I become. And currently I need some witchy witchcraft in order to punish evildoers!

Can you lend me your car?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

I can! I had so much fun with it when I was still a Ralts!

Spoiler:

Can you introduce me to your friends ?

 

[ReKoil]

Sure.... they're a rowdy bunch though.

Spoiler:

Have you seen my Eevee plush?

 

[StCooler]

ReKoil. You're an adult now, so I have to tell you.
Your Eevee plushie was never a plushie. It was actually an Eevee. Eevee was destined to save a parallel world. Because of a Dusknoir stealing all the Time Gears, Dialga became mad and time is not working properly in that world. They needed a hero to save them: your Eevee.

Spoiler:

Just in case, this is the speech of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time ^^

If we caught every Pokémon, would this be a mass extinction of Pokémons?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

No, because it would be part of the pokémon's secret plan to take over the world!

Which pokémon would you vote for to become President ?

 

[Megan]

Magikarp. It may look weak. But it definitely has the potential to become something greater!
Imagine a Gyarados sitting behind a desk pondering over a pile of paper

Who invented the spoon?

 

[Whiteeyes1989]

The Babylonians. They needed a better option than a spork after they invented soup.

Why is the water on fire?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Oh! Sorry... I wanted to fact-check how the Scald move works, but I didn't have any pokémon knowing this move at hand...

Why don't we just go straight forward ?

 

[Megan]

It's a trap. Things are never as simple as they may look. Roads are no different!

Can you imagine the pain and suffering they must have gone through?

 

[ReKoil]

I can, I was the one who put them through it after all!

Spoiler:

Did you remember to submit the proper paperwork?

ReKoil. You're an adult now

says who? :coolcat:

 

[Whiteeyes1989]

No I did not submit the proper paperwork to form a rebellion, we're rebelling!

Do you know the muffin man?

 

[Zeostar]

Yes, but we struck a deal and I can't give away his location.

How do you maximize efficiency?

 

[Megan]

I set the bar low. It still ends in disappointment. But at least now it's more efficient. :D

Why are you smashing atoms together?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

To try and make a black hole without spending all of my power! And to divert attention so that I can steal a certain chocolate stack.

Edit: Sorry for forgetting to write a question, the black hole also diverted my own attention...

 

[Starlight]

I'm just imagining your reaction when you go to check on your chocolate stash 😇 😈

That is barbaric!!!! 😱

To try and make a black hole without spending all of my power! And to divert attention so that I can steal a certain chocolate stack.

My answer to your question is: every single day if I can! 😉😋

Can anyone give me the time please?

 

[ReKoil]

Spoiler:

Are these car keys yours?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Oh, no. I just borrowed them from this human over here, after I convinced him to let me try his car by using Attract.

Since when do you own this luxurious mansion ?

 

[Whiteeyes1989]

Own...yes own. Obviously this is mine. From a sweepstakes.

Hey what's that behind you?