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Has cooler caught every human and completed his HumanDex yet? 🤔
 
ReKoil said:
Have you checked you chocolate stash? 😉
Or should I say have you checked what used to be your chocolate stash? 😏
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ReKoil said:
Because whenever Lightning hits a living being during a snowstorm a new asgardian is born. Whereas during rainstorms it's just RIP.

How often have you been to Valhalla?
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I went there last week. I died a hero's death after eating some chocolate that a Slowpoke had laced with poison to catch out thieves. They only served boar for dinner and I'm veggie so I took an uber home.


Have you ever pained a masterpiece?
 
Yes. Needed to gauge romantic prospects with someone. Hated to bring pain to a living plant. Acquired Van Gogh's "Sunflowers" (see: Flowery Painting in Animal Crossing) instead. Cut out petals one-by-one.

Spoiler: Was not meant to be. Proved accurate. Pinned the painting theft on them. Could not deal with a romantic partner in prison.

What is a quote that you try to live by?
 
They thought it would be innovative if the airport had no landing strips. But after a few months, they discovered that planes couldn't release their passengers without landing, or at least not in one piece. Hence renovation works.

Why can't I use my laptop underwater?
 
Simple. Any electrical signals underwater would alert Rapture and they would send Big Daddy's and their Little Sister's after you:
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As such, to guarantee YOUR safety, electronics such as laptops have been made to just go kaput underwater.

Did you steal Zeus' lightning?
 
I mean he pretty much asked for it. Why let it lie around in the open? Like, all it took me was fly to Greece, climb mt Olympus, ascend to the realm of the gods, find Zeus' palace, invade it at night when he had other things to do, get past his private guards, hide under his bed until he went to sleep, grab the thing and run as fast as I can while avoiding the masses of gods that flung their spells and stuff around, jump back down to the human reals while also avoiding any fall damage and get back to my place safely.
It's an easy task compared to the real challenges of life. Like riding a bike.

Why did you drop that can of yoghurt?
 
I didn't drop it it, I strategically placed it on the ground to feed all my hungry ant minions. You think it slipped out of my hands? I only wanted you to think that obviously. As you can see, it was totally on purpose *leans causally against wall and whistles*

How many cows does it take to steal a lightbulb?
 
Sometimes the meat in my plate is too hard for my knife, so I need something more powerful to cut it.

Chocolate VS a bear: who wins?
 
No. This was always a parking lot. It was built on a cemetery for otherworldly entities though... did you by any chance go through some kind of portal when you entered this store? or perhaps a sudden fog came one? I'd like to know as I want to go back home D=
Which reminds me.... BOO!
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How are you doing that?
It defies the laws of physics!
 
Actually, physics is overrated. It's trying to explain things that basically work with magic.

Why doesn't my pillow want to let me go?
 
I purchased the internet. At the same time I take no responsibility for what happens on it.

Given the choice between sleeping on a bed and a floor, why would somebody pick the floor?
 
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