• Ever thought it'd be cool to have your art, writing, or challenge runs featured on PokéCommunity? Click here for info - we'd love to spotlight your work!
  • Our weekly protagonist poll is now up! Vote for your favorite Trading Card Game 2 protagonist in the poll by clicking here.
  • Welcome to PokéCommunity! Register now and join one of the best fan communities on the 'net to talk Pokémon and more! We are not affiliated with The Pokémon Company or Nintendo.
    Register

Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

Many years of practice, patience, proper diet, a proper daily routine, friends for support and many many "accidents" that all my adversaries ran into finally lead to this specific moment where I finally won a sports competition! :D

Why is there a microwave oven inside that microwave oven?
 
I bought it second hand from Xzibit. Need I say more?

Spoiler:


Would you like to look around?
 
No thanks, I already see things. Ḽ̶̛̜̰͖̙̞̞̲͙̊̈́̅̌̋̀̽̋͌̆͗̋̓̄̔̈̈́̿̾̕͜O̵̗̗̙͎̹͍͇̪͚͕͑̈́̓̌́̊̉͗͒͝͝ͅT̸̡̢̢̝̯̼̞̻͖̠̝͖͓̝̟̥̙́͊̆̒̀̋̋̆̔͂͘̕͝ͅͅS̶̢̝̰͉͍̲̭͇̗̀͋̈́̈́̓̿͗̀̌̅͆́̀̿͘̕͠ͅ ̴̜̹̳̳̤̐̈́́̽̓͐̓̿̈͒͒̊͂͋̒̈́̄̈́͘͜͝O̶̧̢̧͍̙̬̱̜͖̖̟͓̖͖̙͖͈͎̘̿̅̑́͜ͅF̸̨̡͚̫̞̞͓̙̳̹̤̪̮̱̰̈́̐̀͂̂̇́̽̎̔̚͝͠ ̷̨̪͍͎͇̪͇͇̥̭͙̤̦̝̟̥͌́̊̋́̋̽͋̈́͆̈́͘̕͜T̶̛͔̬̗͔̩̘̥͇̗̰̻͎͙͍̺̖̬̜̿̍̿͆̋̄̇̄̉͛͋̓̚̕͘͜͜͝͝H̶̢̛̰͎̻̮̎̓͗̌̇͊͂̏̀̈́͘̚ͅI̸̧̨̛̺͙̱͍͓̘̹̙̳̦̥̳͔̖̠̥͍̪̳̲̰̥͛̑͋̈́̋͌͋̍̌͑͋̆͌͆͋͘͝ͅŅ̵̢̪͙͚͉̞̪̺̣̞͚͈̰͍̮̪̟̱̝̦̬̫̊̄̿̉͊̑̀̇̎̿̔́̇̇̃̃̅̓̋̌̓͂͜͝G̷̡̨̢̨̢̛͉̰̩̼͖̰͔̫̫͈̯͈̺͇̤̼̙͂̐̽́̆͂͐̇̅͐͗͛̾̿̌̀̚͜͠͝S̵͚͈͇͖͓̮̥̏͗͗̑




How many Draculas are hiding in this room
 
Acts as a stunt double for animals. Stands in for animals in commercials, movies, and other media. Regulates the "no animals were harmed in the making of [X]" disclaimer much more nowadays. Could get injured jumping down from a counter or something. How many gifs have you seen of cats flubbing a jump?

Tried branching out. Auditioned for Cats. Was "too qualified". Psh.
____________

How did you overcome your writer's block?
 
I bought a latter and climbed over it. It was no fun, though. Being afraid of height doesn't help, especially when you're hundreds of meters up in the air. But at least I got to speak to some people who where flying by in a helicopter. Well, I say "speak" but it was more of a half-paralyzed stuttering. The cold also didn't help.
They were probably also confused seeing a latter just standing there upright, seemingly not attached to anything. Also: the fact that there are people who sell latters that are hundreds of meters long.

Where did you major in?
 
Hugology. It's actually surprisingly difficult to do a proper hug. Need to factor in the pose and clothing of both people; the hug length, hug timing and what mood the other person is in.
Also need to indicate if there's any strings attached or not. Must also resist any urges to play pranks while hugging or any future hugs will be harder to do.
Also greatly helps to be adorable =3

Can I interest you in a free hug?
Spoiler:

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

How long have you been standing there?
 
Standing here? That doesn't sound quite right, now does it? I mean, how do you know if this wasn't just a distraction?

*Kidnaps your wallet and flies into the sun*

--------------------------------------------
Have you seen my locker?
 
If you don't, I will put this plastic bottle in the non-recyclable bin!

How do you choose your tap water?
 
It's a small project I called "Jurassic Park". I made it maybe 30 years ago, it was a low-budget movie for my last year project. I think I have it somewhere in my HDD.

How do you keep your house happy?
 
Make sure you talk to it regularly, and refer to it as 'precious' often. Also make sure you ask for it's permission before doing any redecorating or painting or the like. It's recomended you do this when nobody is around or you might be dragged away from your house =\
You should also regularly clean and always sleep in your own bed in your own house to avoid making it jealous. You don't want it chasing you down the street or picking a fight with the other house you slept in, you cheater!

Could you teach me how to fire bend?
 
It's all a matter of perspective. If you imagine the fire bending to your will then it will follow suite. If you do it hard enough. It helps having the proper glasses. The downside is that nobody believes you. I bet they're just afraid of that power! :D

Do you stumble outside quite often?
 
Well us humans have gotten a good grip on technology and have made ourselves able to fly.
The birds on the other hand still don't seem to have been able to mimic are greatest ability: violence. I mean, have you ever seen hundreds of thousands of birds charging at each other in a fight to the death?
So obviously humanity is more violent smarter 😇

Why are you redecorating your living room?
 
Since Christmas preparations seem to be sooner and sooner every year, decorating right now is the best way to be a step ahead of everyone else. And when I'm done I can just laugh at you all knowing that you're still going to stress yourselves out over it. :D

Can you give me a piece of that caramel chotocalte?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top